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Hostage Crisis: Day 12
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Sep 18th, 2006 at 05:28:35 PM PDT
I returned once again to the United States Post Office Lounge and Recreation Area located in West Olympia; the department that makes "Good Enough For Government Work" look like hard work and dedication. This time the postal clerk asked "why didn't he put this in your box?" Thank You, only why didn't she ask this last week? She also sighed and said she wished the regular postman would get back soon. This implies that I'm not the only one mentioning problems with our mongoloid inbred meth-addict substitute. (4 comments, 200 words in story) Full Story

Hostage Crisis: Day 11
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 17th, 2006 at 09:07:43 PM PDT
Eleven days have passed since the alleged attempt at delivery for my still-missing CDs. Despite being promised (twice) that I'd be called soon after they took my number (twice) I'm still without Transistor Radio and The Great Destroyer. Eleven days where apparently they've been bouncing around in some substitute's inventory. Current Theory: The United States Postal Service is kept "running" by Mongoloids. Comments >>

West Oly Postal Ineptitude
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 14th, 2006 at 09:52:11 PM PDT
I recently ordered a couple of CDs from Amazon for $30. I wasn't expecting them in the mail until after the 11th. On 9/11 I looked up my tracking number on the USPS website and was informed that We attempted to deliver your item at 5:19 pm on September 06, 2006 in OLYMPIA, WA 98502 and a notice was left. It can be redelivered or picked up at the Post Office. If the item is unclaimed, it will be returned to the sender. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. I found this odd since Packages that size have always fit in our mailbox before. There's a compartment under the mailboxes for larger parcels. Even larger parcels have always been left in the manager's office without incident. The mail is usually delivered hours before 5:19 pm, and The mailman most definitely did NOT leave notification of his attempt. (5 comments, 740 words in story) Full Story

Remembering 9/11
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Sep 11th, 2006 at 06:32:48 PM PDT
It's been so long. Most have moved on but many will be haunted every day for the rest of their lives. Where were you on September 11.... (2 comments, 61 words in story) Full Story

Only 316 Days Left Until All Life on Earth is Extinct
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 3rd, 2006 at 03:39:00 PM PDT
If you go over your entire past with a fine toothed comb you'll realize that it's insignificant things that either evolved, revealed, or imbedded itself into being a basis for who you are, what you believe, how you feel and what makes you tick. (1 comment, 861 words in story) Full Story

All I Ever Needed To Know
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 7th, 2006 at 06:45:30 PM PDT
is backed up by the following websites. (1 comment, 76 words in story) Full Story

My Second Amendment Rights
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jul 24th, 2006 at 06:31:26 PM PDT
Why do I do it? I've recently discovered the "comments" option on The Olympian's website. Each and every article, including the letters to the editor, allows discussion via the web. Jesus Christ Almighty there's a bunch of Yahoo's living around here. I'm investing in candles, canned food, dried staples, ammunition and pornography. Trespassers who fail at least three points on my Thinking-Rightly-By-Thinking-Left Scale will be executed. That is all. (4 comments) Comments >>

Not that there's anything wrong with that
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 26th, 2006 at 06:51:13 AM PDT
I heard something queer yesterday. It was brought to my attention that occasionally people not acquainted with me thought I was gay. When I heard this my first reaction was to laugh out loud at the idea. But then I got to wondering why exactly. I hesistate to pimp a POLE! (5 comments, 234 words in story) Full Story

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