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Death Watch: Eddy Guerrero by Mister Rum n Coke Columns::Death Celebrities Die, Break Up and Get Trampled by Cattle; UPDATE: The Coolest Funeral Ever by Paul Shrug News::News Some people think that balloons are erotic. by mayoknave Weird::Sex!?

My Official Endorsement for Olympia City Council...
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 8th, 2007 at 12:40:55 AM PDT
Ralph Nader! Ha, ha, just kidding. (6 comments, 433 words in story) Full Story

Hey! I don't need you guys anymore!
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 22nd, 2007 at 03:03:32 PM PDT
http://www.benigncomedy.com (1 comment) Comments >>

We're about to get hit with a bunch of spam.
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 15th, 2007 at 12:30:51 AM PDT
From these "users" (note how many screens each one has open): · meyirasrnje (15) · verducemudri (30) · Janagrand (12) · Owenradic (28) · Laneohuru (18) · Lorenaskerk (8) · Tiffanypella (19) · tartagliavarna (3) Shhh... don't tell 'em nobody reads this site anymore. (1 comment) Comments >>

Official Notice
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jan 13th, 2007 at 01:39:39 AM PDT
The passing of Yvonne DeCarlo and the realization that it should have been acknowledged but that I didn't really have to time to do so made me do it: I hereby resign from Death Watch. But not totally. Kind of in a Tom Brokaw way. From now on I'll chip in only for heads of state, Oscar winners, musicians born before 1970, serial killers, and my upcoming 40th birthday. Oh, okay, Booker Prize winners too. Everybody else, you're on your own. I'm too busy celebratin' life, man. Like tadpoles. You ever see them swimmin' fuckers? They're fast. What's their damn hurry? Have we sold this site yet? Yrs, --PS (2 comments) Comments >>

AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 20th, 2006 at 06:17:33 PM PDT
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! (237 comments, 83 words in story) Full Story

Dear Everybody: Please Vote On Tuesday and Stuff, Please
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Nov 7th, 2006 at 12:54:32 AM PDT
Hi, my name is Paul Pearson, aka Paul Shrug. I am a former star of stage and scr-- star of stage. I would like to encourage everyone to vote in the national elections on Tuesday. This article continues "below the jump." (8 comments, 787 words in story) Full Story

Dear People Who Appreciate Artistic Genius:
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Nov 3rd, 2006 at 10:56:31 PM PDT
Rent this at your DVD store immediately. Go ahead. I'll wait. (2 comments, 90 words in story) Full Story

King D & Danger K:
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Oct 31st, 2006 at 06:09:48 PM PDT
Happy nuptials, dudes! See you at bridge night! (3 comments) Comments >>

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