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What's up with chicks...
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 2nd, 2006 at 04:59:07 PM PDT
They don't understand that when they hold up two blouses and ask, "Which one do you like better?" We see 2 absolutely identical blank white presumably garments and our answer is entirely based on what will get us the hell out of the conversation the fastest so we can hurry up and get home and play xbox.* When I refer to "us" and "we" and "our" I understand it's probably the royal "we" and no other guy feels this way but me. Poll. (3 comments) Comments >>

cell phones
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Apr 25th, 2006 at 02:00:36 PM PDT
What's wrong with 'em? Nothing. (5 comments, 191 words in story) Full Story

Damn
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Mar 18th, 2006 at 12:36:47 PM PDT
This little thing is making some money. Not much, but more than I thought for such a tiny niche-market. (You pretty much have to be an FPS Creator user to appreciate it). (49 words in story) Full Story

OMFG!
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Nov 16th, 2005 at 08:50:13 AM PDT
Go here and type "usb" in the search box! (5 comments) Comments >>

Jovies
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Oct 23rd, 2005 at 12:18:49 PM PDT
They come to my house. One of them is kind of hot. I told them it wasn't for me. I am afer all as most of you know, like Adolph Hitler, a .."devout Catholic and will always be so." (13 comments, 249 words in story) Full Story

What I learned about Myself through music part 1
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 19th, 2005 at 12:29:22 PM PDT
..and the two conflicting sort of creative energies going on in the even small-time songwriter/performer. One I'll call creative and the other I'll call commercial. I don't mean commercial in the typical sense of the word as in marketing et cetera, I mean something else. I'll explain, because as soon as you're playing for anyone but yourself the commercial and the creative sides intermingle. (8 comments, 351 words in story) Full Story

OK I've been programming too much
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Oct 4th, 2005 at 10:44:52 PM PDT
My son is just sort of learning the concept of math and the other day he asked me "What does four equals five equal?" Without really thinking I answered: "False." (5 comments, 133 words in story) Full Story

Serenity
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Oct 2nd, 2005 at 11:40:48 AM PDT
It was darn awesome and a mighty fine choice for the only movie I aint got time but to see in a month. (3 comments, 266 words in story) Full Story

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