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America is the greatest country on earth
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 11th, 2006 at 11:01:57 AM PDT
Given that everyone adds "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie fortunes, what is the ultimate fortune? I tried my hand at it, but I couldn't generate anything truly satisfying. (1 comment, 72 words in story) Full Story

pet care
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 26th, 2006 at 11:31:05 AM PDT
I just bought a cat. (3 comments, 435 words in story) Full Story

I don't usually do this
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 22nd, 2006 at 09:54:21 AM PDT
But this is the finest youtube video of all time. You see, black hacks and white hacks are different. (2 comments) Comments >>

May 14th 2006
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Sun May 7th, 2006 at 12:51:46 PM PDT
It's Top off the Tank Day! You know, so you don't wind up running out of gas on the 15th. (2 comments) Comments >>

New Employee Orientation
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Apr 19th, 2006 at 07:07:08 AM PDT
Hey Paul, we should get lunch before your contract ends. Shoot me an email, I'm the only Peter Johnson in RedWest/E. (1 comment) Comments >>

Exit letter
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 10:53:09 AM PDT
Where I work it's customary to write a sappy goodbye mail to the whole company when you leave. Here's mine. (2 comments, 138 words in story) Full Story

It must be love
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 08:01:30 AM PDT
I'm in Houston with my nubile fiance, and we're having dinner when the terrible thing happens. (14 comments, 67 words in story) Full Story

I am officially stalking Paul Shrug
By shoeboy, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 17th, 2006 at 12:24:10 PM PDT
Yesterday I showed up at his work and started harassing him. I'll post the restraining order when I get it. (3 comments) Comments >>

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