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Cops-in Thailand
By olivia, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Mar 25th, 2004 at 08:52:33 PM PDT
Imagine not John Walsh, but the guy who does World's Wildest Police Videos. (205 words in story) Full Story

Ballad of Big
By olivia, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Mar 10th, 2004 at 11:09:04 PM PDT
Just want to send my best to Big, of D2B fame, for pulling through. I, and many like me, thought for sure they were gonna have to change their names to D1B and do tributes to their fallen founder for the rest of their days. Thank Buddha it didn't go that far, thank modern medicine for being so reliable, and thank a hospital full of crying preteens for...I'm not sure...moral support? (2 comments, 312 words in story) Full Story

Na Ting, Hardcore!
By olivia, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 8th, 2004 at 11:45:42 PM PDT
is my new favorite show. It stars your Uncle Ting. He does all the commentary for WWE in Thailand, not to mention blooper shows and Muay Thai. But it's easy to see his real passion is with pro wrestling. (1 comment, 366 words in story) Full Story

Take comfort: Kids are annoying across the globe
By olivia, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Feb 23rd, 2004 at 01:37:04 AM PDT
Oh, shit! It must be 4:02 in the afternoon. Even though I don't carry a watch (wrist gets too sweaty), I'm confident that my time estimate is accurate. Why? Because of all these out-of-breath preteen boys swarming in to play their computer games, that's why! (1 comment, 310 words in story) Full Story

Acually, it tastes nothing like chicken...
By olivia, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 18th, 2004 at 10:45:32 PM PDT
or, it's a dog-eat-dog world. Peckish in Chang Mai, Thailand? A late night drinking Mekong or Sangsom? All you need is a fire. And a knife. Oh, and a dog... (5 comments, 338 words in story) Full Story