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SPAM early, SPAM often - Rodeo Kill and Purty Mouth at the Clipper
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Sat May 6th, 2006 at 10:42:39 AM PDT
This is one not to miss Plan your remaining month of May around it Rodeo Kill and Purty Mouth at the Clipper Jon Merithew of C-Average will join Rodeo Kill for several songs Saturday May 20th $5 - 10 pm - 21 and over Rodeo Kill - Outlaw Country Purty Mouth - Got Gay Country? The Clipper - 402 4th Ave E, Olympia, 98501 Presented by Pioneer Music (238 words in story) Full Story

War on Bugs Bunny
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 8th, 2006 at 10:43:04 AM PDT
OK, the big miserable failure has taken this too far. He now "urges end to cartoon violence". What does he have against Bugs Bunny? If it wasn't for cartoon violence, I never would have known that you could get shot in the face and your bill would spin around your head or I could survive countless falls off cliffs strapped to a rocket. (4 comments) Comments >>

I played the Red Wind Casino and all i got was this T-shirt
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 14th, 2005 at 07:20:43 AM PDT
lets call it a learning experience. Note to self: when ever a venue mentions the fact that we might be too loud, turn the other way. We are loud. Note to those who book venues: if a band has the word "kill" in their name, there is a really good chance they will be loud. Beer Drinkers and Hell Raises (1 comment) Comments >>

Public Service Announcement
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Feb 7th, 2005 at 09:04:51 AM PDT
BEWARE: So I get an email, in broken english, in all Caps, that some college Prof in South America who wants a Rodeo Kill Tshirt for " EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY". Attached to the email is a pic of a cute girl. First thought, "oh cool, time to spread some of the Rodeo Kill love." Second thought, "I'm a suspicious bastard, lets google them." Turns out "Reinal Do Sanchez R (SEE MY PHOTO ABOVE). I AM 25 YEARS OLD. I AM A FEMALE COSTUME DESIGNER" also soliciates bands cds and this poor schmuck thought it was fan mail and posted it on the his site. This time she is a musicoligist and researcher and this music isn't available in her country. (3 comments, 298 words in story) Full Story

made my day
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jan 12th, 2005 at 10:51:22 AM PDT
this morning i got an email from Jesus allen his email address is sfewdbmlbs@quantum.si (8 comments, 202 words in story) Full Story

RK Spam
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 9th, 2004 at 07:27:23 AM PDT
Because only spam can break Rat's current run at four diary entries in a row... I present to you (143 words in story) Full Story

KING OF ALL LAKEFAIR
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Jul 18th, 2004 at 01:00:46 PM PDT
The King of LakeFair, Paul "lum" Shrug, will be performing with his band, Rodeo Kill, at the unofficial LafeFair Beer Garden. Do you love beer? Do you love gardens? And its even for a good cause. Proceeds benefit the Community Service Programs at the Housing Authority of Thurston County and the Olympia Firefighters' Civic Foundation. No cover to get in, Beer for $3, Rodeo Kill plays from 5:30 to 7:30, over 21 only. And, its today. Comments >>

used robots SPAM
By monkeyhole, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 2nd, 2004 at 02:47:37 PM PDT
Best SPAM i ever got: www.We-Buy-Used-Industrial-Robots.com If you have any industrial robots to sell, please visit our web site or call, Toll Free: 1-877-4USEDROBOTS (1-877-487-3376) To be removed from the mailing list, please send a blank email to unsubscribe@robots-wanted.com with unsubscribe in the subject line. Robots-Wanted 501 London Rd. Delaware, OH 43015 (2 comments, 120 words in story) Full Story

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