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oh wow.....soap opera
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Feb 17th, 2003 at 11:37:18 AM PDT
I'm watching TV and a slayer and vampire together! And it's not Buffy, it's a soap opera. A bad one at that. (3 comments) Comments >>

Velveteen Problems II
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 06:57:31 PM PDT
This week: Velvie's Eyebrows. (117 words in story) Full Story

Velveteen's Problems I
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 20th, 2002 at 11:46:09 PM PDT
Please help Ms. Velveteen in the first of her weekly promblems' series. This week is Velvie's love life, and yes theres a poll. (10 comments, 152 words in story) Full Story

Sleep Depro for Spiritual Enlightment
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jul 6th, 2002 at 07:37:41 PM PDT
I found myself only to realize I wasn't exactly lost in the first place. (2 comments, 161 words in story) Full Story

6-29-02
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jun 29th, 2002 at 01:12:44 AM PDT
I have DSL. (353 words in story) Full Story

6/19/02
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jun 19th, 2002 at 02:23:17 AM PDT
Tomorrow is the last day of school. (35 words in story) Full Story

6-14-02
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 14th, 2002 at 03:57:29 PM PDT
Happiness, I am full of. (188 words in story) Full Story

6-10-02
By Velveteen, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jun 10th, 2002 at 10:31:10 PM PDT
Time to ponder. (1 comment, 148 words in story) Full Story

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