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King Dinosaur is a Poser!!!
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 1st, 2006 at 09:25:56 AM PDT
He blasphemes the mighty name of Joey Demaio!!! May his sword dangle limply like an old man past his prime!!! (1 comment, 26 words in story) Full Story

"Birthquake 2004" - Don't Fear, Parents-to-Be...
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Nov 5th, 2004 at 10:21:15 AM PDT
...The Manowarrior is thinking of you!!! If you don't think these are cute, than you must have a heart made of the Ice of Rhjakevargrolshevik... (1 comment, 43 words in story) Full Story

I Am the Kung-Fu Killa
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 5th, 2003 at 11:39:43 AM PDT
All this so-called Nu-Metal really pisses The Manowarrior off! (9 comments, 90 words in story) Full Story

Hail Brothers!!!
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Mar 25th, 2003 at 01:06:23 PM PDT
The Manowarrior is back!!! (1 comment, 73 words in story) Full Story

Turkey Day!!!
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Nov 27th, 2002 at 07:22:07 PM PDT
The Manowarrior is thankful... (2 comments, 62 words in story) Full Story

Creating the next MANOWAR!!!
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 14th, 2002 at 05:14:22 PM PDT
Auditions being held for The Manowarrior's new Power Metal band, FIST FUCK. Need bass, drums, lead guitar. (6 comments, 189 words in story) Full Story

Rodeo Kill: Brothers In Metal?
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 08:26:58 AM PDT
On Saturday night, I, The Manowarrior, witnessed a sight that brought Tears of Joy to my jaded eyes. Rodeo Kill!!! Hail, Brothers!!! (5 comments, 133 words in story) Full Story

A Warrior's Redemption!!!
By The Manowarrior, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jun 18th, 2002 at 07:21:13 PM PDT
Hail Brothers and Sisters of Metal! The Manowarrior is back with a Vengence - the blood-chilling email that I received a few days ago turned out to be a hoax! (3 comments, 201 words in story) Full Story

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