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Spam We Get [ 'n shit]
By Quacky, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Nov 30th, 2004 at 10:29:20 AM PDT
Yes. This is another one in a long series of "OMG I can't believe the crazy spam I get" diaries. But, I couldn't help it. I had to save it for posterity or whatever. It's FUNNY! It's Engrish! It's Poetry! It's Satan-O-riffic! Subject: ~ DEVILS GIRLS ~ 247730 ~ DEVILS GIRLS ~ ALL TABOOS GONE JOIN NOW! [ more after the fold ] (1 comment, 359 words in story) Full Story

Google Image Search Game: Find the Dirty!
By Quacky, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 11th, 2004 at 03:41:06 PM PDT
On IRC we have a lot of fun, especially on Fridays, killing time waiting for the Happy Hour. Matt and us other admins like making sport with Google, especially the Image Search function. Today, I came up with this challenge: Find the best 2 word search string that doesn't sound dirty, but returns the most porn in the first page of thumbnails. It's way harder than it sounds. NB: it doesn't work unless you set google's "Do not filter my search results" in the search preferences, cause then there's no porn! (1 comment, 156 words in story) Full Story

In case you're wondering
By Quacky, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Dec 15th, 2003 at 05:40:24 PM PDT
I'm Okay. ♥ excelent!!! ♥ mucho props to Paul Shrug, wndl, and of course the beloved Suzie Q, without whom, well, fuck all. (3 comments) Comments >>

♥ excellent ♥
By Quacky, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Nov 3rd, 2003 at 10:27:52 AM PDT
just a lil diary entry to test html compliance I'm doing rather well, thankyou... ♥ excellent ♥ (4 comments) Comments >>