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Guess who's back?
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 10th, 2008 at 05:25:57 PM PDT
Back again? (1 comment) Comments >>

The hell is all this HTML?
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Dec 4th, 2007 at 12:42:20 AM PDT
Did we have this before? We didn't, did we? Holy shit, we can do images now? Oh, sweet Jesus. (2 comments) Comments >>

I'm posting this from my phone! Woo-hoo!
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 23rd, 2007 at 12:24:59 AM PDT
Typically, I have no other content for this entry. (2 comments, 36 words in story) Full Story

Dear Kate
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 16th, 2007 at 01:13:20 AM PDT
You ain't gettin' a wedding speech, but I been plannin' this entry for years. You know things ain't real until they're on Myspace. (I mean, Satanosphere.) (4 comments, 328 words in story) Full Story

So, is S.O.S. '08 like "AfterM*A*S*H" or something?
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 11th, 2007 at 10:05:42 PM PDT
You know, where Hawkeye and Trapper John and Hot Lips have refused to join in the party and you only have Klinger and Radar (not that Radar wasn't important) to hold down the fort in some lame attempt to bring their ribald humor into the world of everyday medical care with an occasional cameo by B.J. Hunnicutt? Just wondering. Should I get drunk and pissed off just for the old times? Let me know soon. It takes about four days for the permits to come through from the city. (6 comments) Comments >>

Wrap
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 27th, 2007 at 01:16:27 AM PDT
For those of you who have been telling me for years that I needed plugs -- here: The Benign Comedy Field Gulls and in the off-chance I write something personal, Known Issues. Thanks for the soapbox/vomitorium. And all the friends, of course. SOS Is Dead. Long Live SOS. See you all at Thekla karaoke next Sunday. XOXO, --PS (1 comment) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Larry "Bud" Melman
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Mar 21st, 2007 at 04:52:45 PM PDT
Ah, damn, another figure from my golden adolescence swept off the earth: Calvert DeForest, who played everyday oddball Larry "Bud" Melman on David Letterman's late night shows for NBC and CBS, has left us with memories of his nebbishness at age 85. (2 comments) Comments >>

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By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Mar 6th, 2007 at 01:30:49 AM PDT
I told you goddamn kids to get off my lawn. (6 comments, 180 words in story) Full Story

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