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AIN'T NOTHING BUT MO' HO'S TO *PRINCESS PIMP*!
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 21st, 2006 at 11:08:02 PM PDT
...opinions are like sphinctors..everyone has one but many live in a dreamworld where there's no need for toilet tissue,no racism,etc. Don't be afraid people,to have a sphinctor[asshole]..just try not to BE one..unless you don't care [like me,I'm a Pimpess in my mind..which is pretty well grounded in "the real world" of a thug's life.Gotta hustle,sometime them ho's tryin' to funk wit my cashflow;that's when I break out the pimp-cane..I can run in the dark in the pouring rain in 7-inch platforms/heels..that cane there to keep my ho's and my hard-earned and well earned dough and myazz,PrincessPimp in damm control,yo!!! Comments >>

We All Hate Florida..Here's My Latest "Reason"!!!
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 10th, 2006 at 12:20:54 AM PDT
Mayport,Florida and the shitty humans or whatever that infest Mayport,espescially the poorly managed and trashy trailerparks of this hellhole town,Mayport.Although one asshole can ruin a whole village.    I truly miss the daze when  I once thought that Orange Park ,Floridaindeed sucked ass.What makes this town more inferior is that the latest addition to my "Shi*ite-List" "..heheh...YAY!HATE!"    Anyways,really bad shit happens to those unfortunate dumbasses who do cross me and make that shi*ite-list.We'll just call them "Michael", or maybe "Wasco"..gotta keep it anonymous,well who gives a damm.    Maybe initials? How about "M.W."? Stole my klonipin,adderal,Levaquin[antibiotic for my brown-recluse bitten foot ], which was god-awfully infested with "cellulitis".    And also my pain medicine for the cellulitis attacking my foot&ankle,etc. ,darvoset also was stolen.Thanks,god!for making useless shitheads like Michael.So we can all have a little more to hate you for,"God"..and countless reasons to hate Florida.espescially Mayport. (1 comment) Comments >>

gNOMES..THEY TRIED TO-
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 07:13:57 AM PDT
oKAY, IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW AOME 'AWCRETS' ABT. "ORDINARY-GARD3EN-GNOMES"GO RO THIS SITE!!!AND FAST!!!DON'T BOTHER TO TIE THAT SHOELACE!!!RUN AS FAR AS YOUR THICK AMERICANIZED LEGS WILL CARRY TOUR BIG 'OL GHEYYO BOO9TY!!! [[ALL APOLIFGIES SITE'S DOEN i JUST SAW..SORRY Y'ALL, i CAN'T REMEMBER ALL TYHR HORRID THINGS THAT ORDINARY GARDEN KNOMES DO-IF GIVEB THWE CHANCE..BERWARE CAUTON!! (2 comments) Comments >>

Crapitol One "good luck" credit card[available in florida]
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Feb 4th, 2005 at 10:40:30 AM PDT
this card is like cursed or something..and someone I thought was a friend did a "friend2friend[loan..I'd definitely payback]" suddenly this "friend"..wants no contact w/ me. His loss,I'm a great friend to anyone i'd allow in my presence without glancing with the "evil-eye" Comments >>

"YOU ARE NOT ALONE" [I HATE FLORIDA]
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Feb 1st, 2005 at 12:03:01 PM PDT
..as you've probably guessed,I still really hate florida.much like many of you fellow satanosphere readers/etc. out there. winter in florida really makes me mad. i am pretty happy with my boobs[not really big but very nice]..now something about winter which i hate is that to avoid unbearable pain caused by coldness of climate..i have to resort to wearing a "sweater- bra". it looks padded 'coz it's all smooth and i am not one to fake anything. that's my rant for the day..for now. [editor's note, by shoeboy] Nice doesn't cut it. From now on, it is the official editorial policy of Satanosphere that anyone writing a diary entry about their breasts must have a massive rack. Future violations of this policy will result in the deletion of the offending diary. (1 comment) Comments >>

whatever,whatever& a PIMPSMACK!!!
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 17th, 2004 at 04:32:51 AM PDT
my grouchy-after an all-nighter diary thing got somehow erased..? I'm sorta hating typing right now Comments >>

GOT MULLETS?
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 07:37:56 AM PDT
..in response to the educated comments that have been made on my 1st diary entry... Who doesn't hate Florida?And did Hitler have a Mullet?I was in some damm past life at the time of his reign over Germany[?]..so I can't say for sure but I don't think Hitler was dumb enough to have a Mullet[[he wrote a book right?most Mullets can't read or write]] Maybe I just hate Florida and espescially ClayCounty and all thier 'DonutPatrol' and 'FunPolice'...or maybe I hate it here because it's a Hell on Earth here!!!Poll included! (1 comment) Comments >>

I Hate Florida!!!
By Kami904, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 10:19:30 AM PDT
This is truly the closest that I've come to experiencing 'hell on earth'..here in Florida.The winters are too cold for my liking and summertime is a humid and fiery hell for all you damm tourists..unfortunately,I happen to live here.Too far from the damm beach and all too close to Middleburg.Middleburg,home of the horrific Mullet-haircut..maybe not birthplace of the Mullet but a disgusting little breeding ground for it. I'd not be surprised to see Satan or Hitler strolling down the street here in OrangePark.Except I don't believe in Satan and me and Hitler could have some interesting ocnversations on [and about] speed. (2 comments) Comments >>

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