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Saddling Up Young Republicans and Riding Them Like Horses:
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 2nd, 2006 at 02:33:52 PM PDT
What's wrong with that? Nothing. (1 comment, 252 words in story) Full Story

yeah yeah, i saw it
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 20th, 2005 at 09:25:03 AM PDT
I can't believe they killed Yoda and Obi Wan like that! What a ripoff! (17 words in story) Full Story

andy warhol, ligers, pirate unicorns, and barfing
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 29th, 2004 at 12:43:02 PM PDT
aka my best of 2004 list... (154 words in story) Full Story

REALITY CHECK
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 23rd, 2004 at 03:55:49 PM PDT
it's the fucking internet. get over yourselves and go outside. (4 comments, 12 words in story) Full Story

GLENN DANZIG
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 8th, 2004 at 08:59:25 AM PDT
Poor misunderstood Danzig. "He went down, bleeding from his mouth, eyes rolled back, and in shock that he got knocked to the floor so quickly.." (4 comments, 38 words in story) Full Story

Only in Florida...
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 12th, 2004 at 06:43:33 PM PDT
warning: this diary contains dog ass, spoons, masturbation and making out with cats. (4 comments, 47 words in story) Full Story

Sunday Morning Coming Down
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Nov 16th, 2003 at 03:00:46 PM PDT
I woke up this morning and turned on the Johnny Cash tribute concert on country music television. If you have cable, I recommend seeing it. I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned. (1 comment, 36 words in story) Full Story

How I Got In A Fight With Green Apple Quickstep And Got To Surf with Bad Brains.
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 13th, 2003 at 09:16:14 AM PDT
Fall of 1993.. (2 comments, 345 words in story) Full Story

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