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Death Watch '07: Fidel Castro Not Yet Dead
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Mon Jan 15th, 2007 at 06:30:41 PM PDT

A man just can't retire gracefully, can he? Hey, cigar aficionados! Cuban Communist leader Fidel Castro is, according to an MSNBC bulletin I can't yet link to, in serious condition. Yes, as if Dapper Danny's Faaaab-ulous Showtune Revue: Ger-SCHWING! wasn't enough, looks like there'll soon be even more dancing in Miami. Update [2007-1-24 21:1:48 by Paul Shrug]: Nope. Not yet. According to close confidantes, Castro is recovering and, exact quote, almost jogging. Careful, ole Cubana boy, remember what got Jim Fixx! (Uh... namely, high cholesterol and possibly genetic disposition.) Do we care? Nay! Castro is officially named the 2007 Satanosphere Death Watch "One to Watch!"

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Death Watch '07: Fidel Castro Not Yet Dead | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 editorial, 1 hidden)

Hey! (none / 0) (#1)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Wed Jan 17th, 2007 at 09:35:59 AM PDT
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Didn't you just retire???

"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor

the exemption: (none / 0) (#3)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Jan 19th, 2007 at 03:26:12 PM PDT
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I hereby resign from Death Watch. But not totally. Kind of in a Tom Brokaw way. From now on I'll chip in only for heads of state...

Super-Disclaimer-Man Strikes Again!

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Is he dead yet? (none / 0) (#2)
by Starwing on Wed Jan 17th, 2007 at 02:07:33 PM PDT
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Huh?

S T A R W I N G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

You'd know as soon as I would. (none / 0) (#4)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Jan 19th, 2007 at 03:26:47 PM PDT
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But he's dead to me!