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Death Watch '06: Pluto
By m0rk, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Thu Aug 24th, 2006 at 10:16:05 AM PDT

WTF. Some time over night, Pluto was laid to rest in its upscale Euro Townehouse. Here's how it happened: Old and New guys -> new definitions get in fight with old definitions -> 1 less planet. Consult your local People for Pluto chapter for wake^H^H^H^Hprotest times and locations.

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Death Watch '06: Pluto | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 editorial, 3 hidden)

I call "bullshit"! (none / 0) (#1)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Fri Aug 25th, 2006 at 11:30:21 AM PDT
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C'mon, people! If we band together we can beat those fuckin' scientists down! Everybody knows scientists are wimps - we can threaten them with bodily harm!

S.O.S.S. (Save Our Solar System)

We want Pluto! We want Pluto!

"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor

Ok... (none / 0) (#2)
by Starwing on Fri Aug 25th, 2006 at 04:21:44 PM PDT
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I vote that gas giants aren't planets because there's no evidence that they even have a surface. Now we're down to 4 planets.

(WE WANT PLUTO... WE WANT PLUTO...)

S T A R W I N G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Yeah! (none / 0) (#6)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Mon Aug 28th, 2006 at 12:27:31 AM PDT
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And tell me -- does Jupiter have even one Burger King? One???

Ya know... the more I think about it, the more we should become an isolationist planet. Works for Venus!

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Ah fuck pluto (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Fri Aug 25th, 2006 at 05:14:46 PM PDT
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It's cold and the drinks are watered down. Fuck it and Charon. What does he weigh, 45 lbs? Fuck him. Hooded skeleton muther fucker.

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM

I think that's pretty funny. (none / 0) (#5)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Sun Aug 27th, 2006 at 09:12:35 PM PDT
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Because I'm a geek and I get it.

"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor
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Here's your, fuckin' pennies, bitch! (none / 0) (#7)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Wed Aug 30th, 2006 at 08:51:17 PM PDT
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..now gimmie that boat! As he sinks in the water he'd say something like "why I aughta... wait what was I saying? Blub blub."

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM
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Mercury and Mars (none / 0) (#4)
by IamNoOne (LouisCypher@discity.net) on Sun Aug 27th, 2006 at 05:28:12 PM PDT
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are the shits. Disenfranchise Pluto? Well, he probably had it coming. Jupiter says we've all got it coming. Woohoo woo hoo hoo. Woohoo woo hoo hoo.
"Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that they get it...."

Ok... it's official (none / 0) (#10)
by Starwing on Wed Sep 13th, 2006 at 11:30:10 PM PDT
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Eris killed Pluto

S T A R W I N G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.