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It was a long time in coming.
By Starwing, Section Culture Posted on Wed Apr 6th, 2005 at 02:17:45 AM PDT

My Creative Writing instructor at the Academy of Art one time got off the topic of writing and curiously on to psychology. Eventually, Freud came up, and hence, the subject of penis envy. "I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but the ONLY time I've EVER had penis envy was when I had to piss in the forest." Guess what ladies... your time has finally arrived. Poll

Introducing the SHENIS. (That's pronounced "shee-nis") It's not a sex toy, it's a prothetic penis designed for women so they can do EXACTLY what said instructor wants: To piss standing up.
The site describes it as a "hard plastic, golden 12-inch long, penis-shaped urine director designed for boating, camping, drinking shots (bachelorette parties) and intimidating men... not just a great gag gift, its functional too."
Supermodel Heidi Klum was on the Graham Norton show telling a story about being in a parade thing in Germany. She was the only woman and the urinal wasn't girl friendly. And as fate would have it, she had to pee. Graham gave her one.
Whoever invented this is going to make some serious cash.
(I wonder if they'll make a GUYGINA.)
Forget ye not the poll.

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It was a long time in coming. | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

A side note (none / 0) (#1)
by Starwing on Wed Apr 6th, 2005 at 11:05:17 AM PDT
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I'd like to thank damyano for helping make this story possible.

S T A R W I N G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Already been done (none / 0) (#2)
by Crazydee (crazydee666@sinfulbutworthyineveryway.com) on Wed Apr 6th, 2005 at 11:31:14 PM PDT
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I wanted to make something like that, would have come in handy while I was flagging. But it has already been done.

Now that I think about the shenis, ewwww! Its kinda expensive, to piss thru, and keep. If you are someplace where you can't be in a proper potty, how ya gonna wash the damn thing when you're finished? Where ya gonna carry it til next time ya gotta go, not in my pocket! ick! And its too big to just put on in the morning and wear all day. But it is funny.

Now, how much will you pay? But wait, there's more...

Perhaps... (none / 0) (#3)
by Starwing on Thu Apr 7th, 2005 at 02:45:38 AM PDT
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...but no one else wrote about it, and it was the first I heard of something like this, so... there ya go.

S T A R W I N G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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i am truly (none / 0) (#4)
by m0rk ([hogwash][<@>][thelitmuspapertest.com]) on Wed Apr 13th, 2005 at 11:14:50 PM PDT
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shocked *and* amazed.

--> ::: (`*v*`) check out my leet sig with bats in it (`*v*`) ::: <--

ok..... (none / 0) (#5)
by just joe (justjoe_theobsenities@yahoo.com) on Fri Apr 22nd, 2005 at 09:18:51 AM PDT
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Is anyone else really, really disturbed by the picture of the 5 chicks using their "shenis's"? I mean, really.

"And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall.... Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts."

tr (none / 0) (#6)
by mycom on Fri May 13th, 2005 at 10:45:13 PM PDT
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