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Evil
By The Manowarrior, Section Culture
Posted on Wed Sep 15th, 2004 at 12:50:41 PM PDT
All my parents warnings have turned out to be true!!

Heavy Metal is EVIL!!!

And not in a good way.

*Extra credit for getting the title reference!

It seems that Adam Yahiye Gadahn didn't listen to his parent's advice, either and now he's landed himself a much-coveted spot on the FBI's list of seven terrorist suspects possibly linked to al Quaida! (Gadahn is the only American citizen on the list - way to go, man!)

Of course, it is obvious where the lad went off the track of righteousness - or should I say, "went off the rails on a Crazy Train"?

Personally, through the Manowarrior's 30-odd years of life here in the frozen wastes of Njordskald, I have had a lot of my unfavorable personal attributes blamed on the constant skull-blasting volume of Black, Death, Thrash, Power, Speed, et al, Metal that rages through the towering engines of Death that man calls, Stereo, and yet, never has The Manowarrior been included on anyone's list of EVIL. How is this possible? Could The Manowarrior not be as heavy as he claims? This will take some time and great deliberation...I think I'll put on some Sepultura whilst I ponder this quandry...

You know, The Manowarrior is looking at that photo of young Mr. Gadahn, and...is The Manowarrior crazy, or does that look a hell of a lot like Geekfoot?!!

In other, very important, Metal Newz - Lemmy's foot hurts.

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I AM NOT A TERRORIST... (none / 0) (#4)
by Geek Foot on Wed Sep 15th, 2004 at 08:37:42 PM PDT
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but i look like an american death metal muslim terrorist on the fbi's most wanted list?? i guess so...
as far as domestic terrorism is concerned, i've always been told i looked more like leon trotsky.
who's on my most wanted list right now though? Eric Heyl (eheyl@tribweb.com). i want to bitchslap that fucker just for the first two sentences of his article alone.

<ct> Even bears won't drink Busch


p.s. (none / 0) (#5)
by Geek Foot on Wed Sep 15th, 2004 at 08:39:37 PM PDT
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venom.

<ct> Even bears won't drink Busch
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Extra Credit Awarded (none / 0) (#7)
by The Manowarrior (manowarrior@kingsofmetal.com) on Thu Sep 16th, 2004 at 02:25:43 AM PDT
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The Manowarrior is not sure what exactly that extra credit is, but nevertheless...


"May Your Sword Stay Wet Like a Young Girl In Her Prime!"
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Heavy Metal Noise (none / 0) (#6)
by Frenchie Canuck (nu_tunes@yahoo.com) on Thu Sep 16th, 2004 at 02:11:56 AM PDT
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Heavy Metal IS evil and I am in league with Satan..Goodnight....


I strike between the horns of the dilema!



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