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You Probably Didn't Hear it Here First, #54
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By Quacky, Section News
Posted on Fri Jul 9th, 2004 at 11:16:28 AM PDT
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We're so tired, but nevertheless, since everyone else is writing these up, maybe we should too.
First, a bit of internerd activism. Our heroes at Fleshbot have a Google-bombing campaign to win the top spot on a google search for War on Pornography. Do your part, click on it, link it somewhere if you know how to do that, post it to yuor bl0g. Oh and if you don't know what Google-bombing is, just fucking google it.
In the blink of an eye, after turning legal, one of the Olsen twins, (can't even remember which one anymore, since it's been out of the news for at least three days) has been treatment-centerized. For an eating disorder? That's what the Olsen news factory wants you to think. But everyone knows it's for coke addiction. Even Hassel the Hoff could tell you that.
Then there's Cameron (everone else thinks she's so hot why don't I get it?) Diaz and her S&M Sex tape. What is it about sex tapes? How long will it be before there's an Angela Lansbury sex tape? Or a "Grams from Dawson's Creek" sex tape?
Poll? Nope. Make up some saucy and/or zany internerd videos you'd like to see and post comments.
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But, if you're a lukewarm male celebrity, what then? People really don't want sex tapes from those. Do they? Would you want to see a Shaun Cassidy sex tape? Is he dead yet? I'm not even trying to think up more examples...
Nope. I think what we'll get from the men instead will be more like this: Getting Totally Wrecked Tapes. Like this one. Glenn Danzig getting his head punched off by some guy. [mpg video here] Now, you might think, who cares? Danzig deserves his head punched off. But hey, we're talking about it, everybody's talking about it. How much you want to bet Danzig's about to try starring in a movie?
I have to confess, I haven't looked at either of these videos. I just thought, "why the hell doesn't anyone put these on Satanosphere dammit?" and nobody was putting them on Satanosphere. So, I put them on Satanosphere. :-P
Big thanks to: Defamer, Flesbot, and Gawker, for giving me the best links and gossip and stories almost every single day with attitude. You guys are my heroes. |
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