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Chauvinism for the 21st Century

Camaro!
By Quacky, Section Advice
Posted on Sat May 1st, 2004 at 01:33:26 PM PDT

Now, I'm not one to say that just because something is all up in your grill all the time it's true... but it seems to me there's sort of a return of good ol'fashion male chauvinism brewing. Or maybe it's just what websites I happen to read. Or maybe it's just that geeks who write pages of words on the computer intarweb are all basically chauvinistic pigs or something.

But, really, what's so wrong with girls being girls, and men taking good care of them? What's so bad about guys sticking together and watching out for their buddies? Why is it, I dunno, primitive to want a nice relaxing cigar and slippers when I get home from work? I'm just saying...

Anyhow, for your <ahem> edification, I give you:

And ladies, please remember, just because us guys are all dickheads, doesn't mean we don't respect you... and stuff.

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Chauvinism
[SP?]
DIE ANTI-FEMINIST PIG!!
Diamonds and champagne? Where do I sign??
[whip cracking sound effect]
But, this is NOT your father's Archie Bunker, see?
Aww, come on. Please honey, please??
Believe it or not, hippies have been secretly doing it all along, only with less class.
I don't even have a girlfriend...

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As for #20 (none / 0) (#3)
by Mister Rum n Coke (mdhpiper@hotmail.com) on Fri Apr 30th, 2004 at 04:52:28 AM PDT
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That's where Matt and I met, go figure. If memory serves, we were on equal footing.

I take exception to #30. I've always had cats. According to the dictionary, a cat is the same thing as a pussy, and it's all about the pussy, ain't it? Besides, the bigger the dog, the more likely he wants to rim you. What real man wants that?

As for the Good Wife guide, I agree wholeheartedly with "Be a little gay and a little more interesting to him." What guy doesn't find lesbians interesting?


I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas!! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!



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