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Kent: "I don't like Spam!" Bonds: "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..."

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By Paul Shrug, Section Entertainment
Posted on Sun Jun 30th, 2002 at 08:53:44 PM PDT
SOS isn't a terribly interested in sports stories as a group. But I found this report awfully amusing.

Earlier this week San Francisco Giants Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent got into a widely-reported (and videotaped) scuffle in the dugout. Altercations between baseball teammates is relatively rare. Giants manager Dusty Baker had to break the two up.

Since the incident, all parties have remained tight-lipped about it, though public perception of Kent becoming a team troublemaker is on the rise. Regardless, the widely-seen fight still has no publicly-admitted cause -- why did it happen? What was the issue?

ESPN has a theory. Two theories, actually. Although I think you've heard them before -- in another context.

There is a poll.

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Poll
Your favorite overheard line from the Bonds-Kent fight:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"You've had... you know... RELATIONS with a WOMAN..?"
"Just one more little mint? It's WAFFER-thin!"
"I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--"
"What a silly bunt!"
"This is an ex-parrot!"
"I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!"
"Ni!"

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