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The New Ozzie and Harriet: Ozzy and Sharon
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Tue Feb 19th, 2002 at 06:30:48 PM PDT

It's the best idea MTV's had in years: a reality show about life inside the Ozzy Osbourne household, premiering March 5. A poll.

Mind you, I only said this is the best idea MTV's had in years. I didn't say I was going to watch it. Apparently, according to a Billboard poll, not many others will either.
But some of the details leaked so far sound absolutely wonderful, especially a sequence in which Ozzy berates his neighbors for keeping him up at night by playing their damn folk music too loud. That I can relate to. MTV's site on the show features preview clips of this one-of-a-kind programming.
Wonder who the sponsors are going to be. Probably not these guys.

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Poll

Favorite line of dialogue from the new Ozzy reality show:
"I am fookin' Iron Man! Clean yer fookin' room, NOW!"
"How do I clean the resin stains on my tile countertop?"
"What is this fookin' shite... 'Dear Oswald, you may have won a million dollars'?"
"Scoot over, Sharon honey, Iommi needs a place to crash."
"If I hear Kumbaya one more time I'm shovin' this quarter-inch plug up your arse, fookin' hippies!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses again? (Sigh) Awright, honey, go get me a fookin' dove."
"Honey, what's this credit card charge for 'Sunny Massage' in Boca Raton, Florida?"
"Dammit! You've been lookin' up those fookin' Christian sites on the internet, haven't you? You're fookin' grounded!"
"Awright, who's saying grace tonight?"
"Daddy, what's a Black Sabbath?"

Votes: 16
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