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Let's go Goth-hunting!
By matt, Section Weird Posted on Wed Sep 26th, 2001 at 08:45:18 PM PDT

Those Goths are in season! You don't need a gun, you don't need a bow and arrow. Arm yourselves with Thorny Roses and call them into your trap with Shitty Poetry, and you're all set! And what to do with your new pet once you have them? Don't worry, this site has it all covered, in step-by-step fashion. Don't forget the hella cute illustrations, they're a must.

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Let's go Goth-hunting! | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Matt! (none / 0) (#1)
by ceruleannina on Thu Sep 27th, 2001 at 03:47:56 AM PDT
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I still think that you have all of these anti-goth issues because you're just hopelessly trapped in the closet...

After all, you wear just as much black as myself, or anyone I knew in my flaming youth, for that matter...

And all of that suicide talk at happy hour the other day, that pornography fixation...I'm willing to bet five bucks you've got a steamy secret crush on Peter Murphy...And I swear I've seen you dance enthusiastically to Joy Division at least once!...

Just admit it, already!!!...

Now C'mon. (none / 0) (#2)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Sep 27th, 2001 at 12:55:15 PM PDT
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I make fun of vegetarians, too, but does that make me a closet vegetarian? Or what about a closet Arsenio Hall? Or a closet artist?

Goths themselves are dear to me. But so many of the trappings of goth - in particular shitty poetry - make my heart laugh in a way that I love.

I like goths cuz they're silly. Most of my coolest ex-girlfriends are goth. Don't know how that works... in fact, some are members of this website!

But you have to admit that goth culture is inherently silly to those on the outside, don't you?

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified

Sigh... (none / 0) (#3)
by hot blooded (ilovedraculaBUTIHATESPAM@hotmail.com) on Fri Sep 28th, 2001 at 09:11:34 PM PDT
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i *love* this website! Especially the cute pictures. I'm going to trap myself some goth boys today! I've already got one I can use as bait.

hb: I'm having a party in my refrigerator and you're invited.
sw: That's so cool!