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Interesting Search Strings

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By Captain Tenille, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Mon Aug 27th, 2001 at 05:26:48 PM PDT
Well, here at the 'Sphere, we see some pretty interesting things come through our logs. Some of the more interesting, of course, are the search strings people use to get here.

Boy, are there some strange ones. Vote on your favorite below.

Here's the list of the Top Twenty, listed by place, number of hits, percentage, and string:

1: 95 8.25% gonads and strife

2: 80 6.94% wierd stuff

3: 32 2.78% bonsai kitty

4: 27 2.34% arnold prank calls

5: 22 1.91% paula poundstone

6: 20 1.74% pics of the simpsons having sex

7: 16 1.39% anime girls

8: 16 1.39% fucking

9: 16 1.39% mollirama

10: 15 1.30% boils

11: 15 1.30% gene ray

12: 14 1.22% tiffany teen model

13: 12 1.04% belly punching

14: 10 0.87% how to start a porn site

15: 10 0.87% jack off

16: 9 0.78% bud light real american heroes

17: 9 0.78% pro-ana

18: 9 0.78% undressed girls

19: 8 0.69% arnold prank call

20: 8 0.69% mullett hair

Now, some of these really just don't make any sense to me at all. "Arnold prank call"? What the hell does that mean? Anyway, there's a little snapshot of what things are like here. Tell us what your favorite search string is!
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My Favorite Search String is...
gonads and strife
wierd stuff
pics of the simpsons having sex
fucking
boils
bud light real american heroes
undressed girls
Other (comment below)

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Interesting Search Strings | 11 comments (10 topical, 1 editorial, 0 hidden)
Undressed girls? (none / 0) (#1)
by Well Fei Hung on Mon Aug 27th, 2001 at 09:00:33 PM PDT
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Man, I'm kinda weird (wierd?) but you other Satanosphere users are downright fucked up! And I love you all for it!
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I kinda like... (none / 0) (#3)
by Quacky (quackyATsatanosphereDOTcom) on Mon Aug 27th, 2001 at 09:26:37 PM PDT
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I kinda like... uh... mollirama I like the sound of it. it's fun to say. mollirama mollirama mollirama... I could go around saying that all day long. But then I remembered what it is.




Icky.


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Ha ha ha! (none / 0) (#4)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Mon Aug 27th, 2001 at 09:29:48 PM PDT
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Quacky is a perv-o-tron!

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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"Wierd stuff" (none / 0) (#5)
by Chicago Shrug (thesameemailastheotherone@redundancy.com) on Mon Aug 27th, 2001 at 10:39:08 PM PDT
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Ha-ha! We get all the misspellers in da house... a crucially overlooked segment of cyberculture.

-CS


Put me down for gonads and strife (none / 0) (#6)
by PaulsEx (jandponourown@olywa.net) on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 12:16:04 AM PDT
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After all, that's how I got here.



'Nads (none / 0) (#10)
by Chicago Shrug (thesameemailastheotherone@redundancy.com) on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 08:39:56 PM PDT
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...but to reflect my origins correctly, the search string would have to read "gonads, strife, and enough Pabst Blue Ribbon to drown a strip mall".

-CS
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Tapherlight's Ass Boils Rule! (none / 0) (#7)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 12:49:28 AM PDT
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When he first claimed the incredible attractive powers of his ass boils, I had my doubts, but I thought "Wait and see." Well the statistics prove it now. People from all over cyberspace are flocking just to get a glimpse of tapherlight's ass boils. Olympia has yet one more thing to be very proud of.

Oddly, I do things other places.



Pardon me, Did You Mean: ASS BOILS (none / 0) (#8)
by severedleopard on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 03:51:04 AM PDT
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this is too funny. i went to google.com and did a search for "boils", but looked on page after page of results and found nothing about satanosphere. however, i changed the search to "assboils", and immediately the first and only result was a quote from dead air regarding tapherlight's lovely assboils. and the question google asked me was: did you mean ass boils? (you know, with a space between words instead). you know your site's reached the pinnacle of culture and intellectual challenge when it comes up on such searches!



Although... (none / 0) (#9)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 05:45:23 AM PDT
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...I voted in the handy poll for Tapherlight's ass boils (I just can't figure out if it's one word or two, what do you say Josh?) I personally should get credit for "fucking" and if you don't believe me, check out my last diary entry "Back in Fucking Black (What a REAL Diary Entry Might Look Like), which not so coincidentally was posted just before the search strings were discovered.

Oddly, I do things other places.



Actually... (none / 0) (#11)
by Captain Tenille (jeremy@SPAMMAKESBABYJESUSCRYsatanosphere.com) on Tue Aug 28th, 2001 at 10:21:16 PM PDT
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...it was for the story "Worst Fucking Website Ever" over in Computin'. Also, we've known about the search strings behind the scenes for a while, but hadn't really mentioned them to anyone.

On the plus side, your diary entry will probably boost our standing considerably when Google finds it. :-)

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