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Apple doesn't fall too far from tree; Texas police investigating.

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By Paul Shrug, Section News
Posted on Thu May 31st, 2001 at 11:25:52 AM PDT
Forget Dubya's alcohol rehabilitation -- we all know that his daughter Jenna is a developing lush herself. But what's great is now she's under investigation for a fake ID incident.

Not to throw a great big rock outside my lovely glass house or anything, but goddamn it, the Bush family's level of sheer stupidity is exceeding even my generous expectations.

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by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Jun 1st, 2001 at 07:32:14 AM PDT
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The TX police has charged, not just the winsomely cultured Jenna Bush, but her relatively straight-laced sister, Barbara (aka BABS II).

Oooo, oooo, if only Jane Austen were alive today to weave the tale of these two sisters in action... Sense & Sensibility for the Lone Star set... the mouth salivates.... -- PS

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony



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