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New Column: HardAss Says...
By HardAss, Section Columns Posted on Tue Oct 9th, 2001 at 03:01:48 PM PDT

Ever wonder what Dear Abby or Miss Manners would say if they weren't limited by the courtesy (and language) requirements of publishing in family newspapers? Well, HardAss is here with exactly those kind of answers! Yes, that's right, answers to your questions here, on the `sphere, for all the world to see what a lame-ass you are.

Send in your questions... about love (or hate), about money, about work, about booze, about geek stuff, about sex, about food, about TV, about overindulgence (or lack of!)... pretty much any question on any topic will be answered. Answers may not be accurate, factual, truthful, or nice, and more than likely are going to be totally un-politically correct, but HardAss will answer.

HardAssSays@yahoo.com

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DEAR HARDASS: (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by AOLUSER (AOLUSER@AOL.COM) on Tue Oct 9th, 2001 at 03:13:09 PM PDT
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I JUST GOT AOL AND I REALLY LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST KIND OF INTERNET AND IT'S SO EASY TO USE, NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER ONE, BUT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS TALKING TO MY FRIENDS IN JAPAN, ORDERING FLOWERS, AND HELPING MY SON WITH HIS REPORT ON DINOSAURS. CAN YOU HELP ME. BTW I LOVE THIS SITE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST ON AOL THAT I'VE EVER SEEN LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!
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AOL IS SO EASY TO USE, NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER ONE!

Dear HardAss, (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Tue Oct 9th, 2001 at 03:30:02 PM PDT
(User Info) http://museumpoparch.blogspot.com

I'm thinking of starting a career as either a guerilla internet marketer or a mediocre cyber-prankster, but I'm afraid the entire net will think I'm a stupid asshole. CAN YOU HELP ME?

Thanks. My livelihood is in your hands.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Please help me, HardAss! (none / 0) (#3)
by MsSpiritualTrampof2001 (SadMrsGlass@hotmail.com) on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 07:16:04 AM PDT
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Dear HardAss:

I recently got asked out on a "date." I have never been on a date before, but I think I will know what to do because I have seen Marcia Brady go out on several dates on television, and it doesn't seem that hard. Since this is a real date, my friends all say I have to dress up. But I don't want to. What do you say, HardAss?