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Darn speed demon kids...
By reflectivity, Section Weird Posted on Fri Feb 7th, 2003 at 11:50:52 AM PDT
Jay Mack certainly doesn't look like the type of person that would be caught speeding down a Glasgow street...mostly because he can't reach the pedals. (174 words in story) Full Story

Under the Sea...
By Captain Tenille, Section Weird Posted on Tue Feb 4th, 2003 at 05:23:46 PM PDT
Aquaman has his work cut out for him. The Ocean is generally held to be a pretty crime free place, expect for companies dumping toxic waste or pirates. This is fortunate, because Aquaman is a pretty shitty superhero, even if he is blatantly homosexual. However, even though Aquaman protects the denizens of the deep, the ocean can still be a dangerous place. It's especially dangerous if you are a crab walking by a pipe being cut 6,000 feet down. (Note: You really need to watch the movie clip to get the full effect. (4 comments, 228 words in story) Full Story

Balls!!!
By Crazydee, Section Weird Posted on Thu Jan 30th, 2003 at 02:06:43 AM PDT
Those 'nads that hang outside the body on close to half the population. Those fuzz nutz that bounce as the pretty boys run. Those scrots that can take a licking and keep on ticking. At least in most cases. It seems that a guy in India was kneed to death. The idea of such a death makes even the most hardcore feminazi girl wince. Well, maybe not. (1 comment, 274 words in story) Full Story

Weird New Jersey, Weird Everywhere
By bunda, Section Weird Posted on Fri Jan 24th, 2003 at 10:48:18 PM PDT
For some who live in New Jersey, it's a bland, dirty, boring place. For others who are lucky enough, they realize that there is a plethora of weird and interesting stories to hear, and places to visit. (4 comments, 305 words in story) Full Story

Spiritual Visualizations For You
By Captain Tenille, Section Weird Posted on Thu Jan 2nd, 2003 at 09:59:42 PM PDT
I'm not quite sure what to make of this. We've had wacky drawings of Jesus on the site before, but even those are more comprehensible than these "Spiritual Visualizations". They seem to be against drug use among toddlers, pro Vice President Cheney, and against rock music. They seem to be good, if somewhat bizarre, Christian patriots. But wait. There's more. Far, far, more. (1 comment, 165 words in story) Full Story

Religion Reconsidered
By self destruction, Section Weird Posted on Wed Jan 1st, 2003 at 05:20:00 PM PDT
I was brainwashed when I was just a little kid, and my family attacked me right in the moment in which my whys were decreasing and my desire for society's acceptance increasing. I can still remember the day of my baptism. I can remember my immense curiosity and feelings of benevolence that inundated my little six-year-old heart. I felt too old for the ceremony, but I had expected it for so long that my amusement didn't cease until some years later after I had finished with my first communion. It was then when I realized Jesus' body should taste better. POLL (4 comments, 453 words in story) Full Story

Yes, I Have Monkeys in My Pants
By matt, Section Weird Posted on Mon Dec 23rd, 2002 at 08:57:53 AM PDT
It doesn't get any better than this. It really doesn't. Anytime someone new joins this site and wants to ask what kind of things to post, something really great comes along in the news. I'm not talking about Trent Lott stepping down (thought that's great, too). I'm not talking about how people in Canadia can soon have pot delivered to their homes. No, I'm talking about the guy who was busted with Monkeys in his pants. Happy Holidays! (6 comments) Comments >>

Germany, Florida, and Body Parts
By matt, Section Weird Posted on Sat Dec 14th, 2002 at 12:29:32 AM PDT
In the 60's, President Kennedy addressed the people of Germany and told them that he was a jelly donut. While his visit was an important one for relations towards Western Europe, it did more to show Americans what Germany really is: a collection of weirdos. German Weirdness actually extends beyond the Atlantic at times, to the great state of Florida. If you've ever read anything on Satanosphere before, you know that we love our Florida. And here are reasons why Florida and Germany are so much fun. Update [2002-12-17 15:17:49 by matt]: The cannibal mentioned later in this story (trust me, read it) has fessed up, and also claims there are up to 800 other cannibals in Germany. Bon Apetit! (2 comments, 586 words in story) Full Story

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