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· Lame-oid Hipsters: 40
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Be afraid, very afraid.
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By Crazydee, Section Weird
Posted on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 11:20:14 PM PDT
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Remember when you were a kid and you would watch Marlin Perkins and his buddies track down a bear or cougar. They would sneek up on the critter with a tranq gun and, pop!, a dart to the ass and the big mean animal was conked out. Then the guys would rush in and start taking measurements of the critters teeth, ears, fur, claws, reproductive package, asshole, and anything else they wanted to think of. Then they would put a big honkin telemetry collar or other homing device on the snoring critter. That way they could study its movements in its natural habitat, all in the name of science. After a while the trackers would hide in the bushes while the critter would snort, and wake up, shake the quaaludes from its brain and go looking for a drink of water to wash the nasty taste of man hands out of its mouth. And maybe look for another dart.
(1 comment, 397 words in story) Full Story
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Its that time kids
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By Crazydee, Section Weird
Posted on Sun Jul 27th, 2003 at 09:24:39 PM PDT
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Yes indeedy, my little chickadeedees. I think we need to consider the state of the world today. All that stuff going on in Iraq, pretty scary stuff. But we know that it had to be done. And Lawdy knows we know that somebody had to do something.
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Real Dolls stay young forever
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By hikokigumo, Section Weird
Posted on Mon Jul 14th, 2003 at 09:50:26 PM PDT
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So this is creepy. Diesel, the jeans company, has created a little Flash site called STAY YOUNG, filled with antecdotes and tools proported to prevent aging and encourage immortality.
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You want Zombies? Here's your town!
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By ZomBfied, Section Weird
Posted on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 08:38:16 PM PDT
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What is it about the South and Zombies? Don't they know even the smallest brains are the ideal snack for these Walking Dead?
Enter Charlotte, North Carolina...
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Mom, Dad, stay out of the basement...
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By Velveteen, Section Weird
Posted on Tue May 13th, 2003 at 07:44:55 PM PDT
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Tsk tsk... teenage girls these days... They have babies, drown them in the bath tub, and hide them in their bedrooms. Kristen hid her pregnancy from her parents and kept her dead baby in her basement for 41 days. The baby was eventually discovered by her parents who noticed a funky smell coming from downstairs. Kristen is being charged with first degree murder.
(5 comments, 126 words in story) Full Story
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Optimus Prime Headed for the Middle East
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By evangelion, Section Weird
Posted on Tue Mar 25th, 2003 at 09:08:59 AM PDT
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Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.
"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."
For more info:
http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828
Update [2003-3-30 14:50:42 by Geek Foot]:
check out optimus prime's official website.
and his weblog!
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Apocalypse (Any Day) Now
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By hot blooded, Section Weird
Posted on Wed Mar 19th, 2003 at 03:40:14 PM PDT
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Happy Birthday, Matt! And now on to our regularly scheduled programming:
God frickin' dammit, it's the end of the fucking world! Just ask the talking fish. They're always such alarmists. Maybe this is what he was talking about. You know, the blood of the innocent and all that. Who's idea was this stupid apocalypse, anyways? Well, lemme tell ya. Spooky.
Btw, I told you so.
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