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Are *YOU* possessed?
By Starwing, Section Weird Posted on Fri Nov 24th, 2006 at 11:49:49 AM PDT
While bowsing the random stories on the home page, this story by Quacky came up, in which some guy burst into a funeral and claimed to be the Devil (and then God). This got me thinking: "Starwing, you should Google 'Are you possessed?' and see what comes up." As you may have guessed, this link from the Methodists came up. poll (BTW: I think I was a Methodist when I was hooked on Crystal-Meth.) (5 comments, 396 words in story) Full Story

Rip. Mix. Burn in Hell.
By Trollaxor, Section Weird Posted on Wed Jun 7th, 2006 at 10:26:12 AM PDT
It took years to put together such an exposé, and now that 6/6/06 has come, it's time to let the truth be known about how Mac users almost ripped, mix, and burned in Hell. What turned Apple around in the late Nineties wasn't just Steve's charm and charisma: There was a touch of devilry too. Rip. Mix. Burn in Hell. ran on 6/6/06 at MacSlash and tells the story of how Jobs employed the Devil to perform various feats, such as pushing the G4 past 500 MHz, debuting the iPod, and releasing Mac OS X. In the end, Apple continued its string of successes, but alsmost at the cost of Mac users' souls. (3 comments) Comments >>

Blind Man Bites Guide Dog
By Velveteen, Section Weird Posted on Fri Feb 25th, 2005 at 06:18:20 PM PDT
And he's Scottish! (1 comment, 54 words in story) Full Story

Recpie of the Week: Pita Pizzas
By mort, Section Weird Posted on Sun Feb 6th, 2005 at 09:09:59 PM PDT
After wading through the hundreds of recipe suggestions of how to brew your own home 'enlarge your penis' mix. And how 'hot teen babes' would be willing to suck my special sauce out. I finally narrowed my recipe down to one of my favorite simple recipes. I was also concerned that my cooking without pants would alarm someone and show that I have no class. So, I decided to add some class to this recipe. This recipe, however, falls fairly low in the 'safe to do when totally wasted' category, since hot ovens are invovled. You know who you are. (1 comment, 614 words in story) Full Story

Santa == sysadmin != funny
By Quacky, Section Weird Posted on Fri Dec 17th, 2004 at 11:33:57 AM PDT
sometimes a story just sort of starts to clump together. My friend Godzilla mentioned a funny comic that had something to do with Santa Claus and computers. Here: see for yourself: Fox Trot So, what would be the chances of finding a really good picture of some heavy, bearded, stereotypical computer guy, dressed up as Santa? Not really good it turns out. But, the chances of unearthing some really, really, really bad UNIX/Santa Claus humor… well. See for yourself: (2 comments, 346 words in story) Full Story

"War of the Angels"
By Morticia, Section Weird Posted on Mon Sep 13th, 2004 at 05:14:17 PM PDT
I would like to share an extremely weird site I stumbled across about a year ago. The URL is http://www.waroftheangels.org. It is primarily a group of funny fundie Christians who believe we are nearing the Apocalypse and Tribulation period in the Book of Revelations in the Christian Bible. They believe there is a spiritual war going on around us all the time, a battle between good and evil. Every dream or experience a person has is subject to scrutiny. The wilder the better. I was actually going to take more time with this little article, but wanted to hurry it up because today there was a demon infiltration at that site. Yep, that's right - demons. One of the members is demonically possessed and his demons take over and spam the board with satanic messages. This was just too weird to let pass. Visit the site some dark, scary night and see if anything grabs your foot when you go to bed. - Morticia There is a poll for this article. (3 comments) Comments >>

The End of the World as We (don't) Know It?
By matt, Section Weird Posted on Mon Jun 21st, 2004 at 04:14:16 PM PDT
Straight out of the world of Art Bell and other kooks I bring you meteorites-a-go-go. Normally, meteor strikes aren't a big deal. They happen from time to time with little fanfare. People usually don't get hurt, property is rarely damaged, and people generally forget it happened. But when you mix in a crazy semi-anonymous Australian kook and his predictions that June of this year could be called "Meteor Month", then it just sounds like your average internet goof-ball. But what exactly can you do if his predictions start coming true? (5 comments, 338 words in story) Full Story

Could Christianity Get Any More Fun?
By Crazydee, Section Weird Posted on Fri May 21st, 2004 at 02:28:33 PM PDT
So as I was reading some news, I came across this and had to laugh to myself. I could just see certain persons from this site going to that site to heckle the masses. (215 words in story) Full Story

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