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Don't let it die!
By Brogdel, Section News Posted on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 10:57:37 PM PDT
We need something on the front page that will get us on a google search. Something like the FUCK NATALEE HOLLOWAY on Kuro5hin. If I've learned anything from that place, it's how to write attention grabbing meaningless shit. Something like that might attract some members. (2 comments, 61 words in story) Full Story

THIS SITE IS DEAD!
By Starwing, Section News Posted on Sun Mar 16th, 2008 at 10:49:03 PM PDT
Go to Myspace instead, you hookers! (3 comments) Comments >>

Welcome to Orange Park!
By Kami904, Section News Posted on Sun Nov 18th, 2007 at 09:22:39 AM PDT
Orange Park is not famous for its oranges.It is not famous for its parks.In fact,there is nothing clean or serene about the city.It could be argued that Orange Park,Florida, does have many claims to fame however. It is home to many crackheads.They roam the streets in thier expensive vehicles and associate with some of the most morbidly overweight dopemen and the most emaciated hookers you've ever seen.It's a gross,but nevertheless relavent expression of a part of the population here.A disturbingly large part. Comments >>

Is it Really That Bad?in Florida..
By Kami904, Section News Posted on Thu Nov 8th, 2007 at 05:32:27 PM PDT
Last night,I actually sat down and watched the local news that comes on TV in Jacksonville.Apparently,"Cracksonville" counterculture vultures are sinking to a new low in the world of cheap drugs.Jenkem is supposedly a ferment of sewage which originated in Africa?I suppose it's an acquired taste..much like coffee,or maybe the occasional Ambien held under your tongue until you start to laugh everytime you look in the mirror?probably not.But apparently,someone has sat there and thought,"why don't I just not flush the outhouse for a week and then lift the lid and inhale deeply and see what happens?and this is some sort of escape from reality?well,thanks,assholes.Now if this trend really takes off,our government will make it illegal to not flush your toilet for weeks on end and maybe implement some sort of complicated waste management,teamed up with the DEA and get into the deepest darkest details of life in America.You will have devices in every toilet and septic tank to make sure that there's nothing clandestine being done with your terds and such.I wonder if jenkem is why Mr.Hanky is so damm jolly?overall,it sounds like a CRAPPY drug. (227 words in story) Full Story

This is an update that helps explain why Satanosphere has been so dead, and why it may return.
By matt, Section News Posted on Fri Oct 12th, 2007 at 05:36:38 PM PDT
See, besides the day job that keeps me busy, I've been getting paid to blog, so it didn't make much sense to keep it going at multiple places. But now I've been promoted to editor, so that means that when I have things to say, this might be a better place to do it again. (8 comments, 82 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '07: Kurt Vonnegut
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Wed Apr 11th, 2007 at 10:27:56 PM PDT
Everyone I know, including myself, is saying "So it goes" a lot tonight. You should go read all of his stuff now. Let me know if you need a list. (4 comments) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Ernest Gallo
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Tue Mar 6th, 2007 at 05:28:47 PM PDT
Winemaker Ernest Gallo has died. And today, all the brown paper bags in the world feel just a little emptier. Yeah, I logged on pretty much exclusively to make that joke. (1 comment) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Anna Nicole Smith
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Thu Feb 8th, 2007 at 01:12:26 PM PDT
Holy shit! Former Guess Jeans model, one-time playmate, star of Skyscraper, and presidential hopeful Anna Nicole Smith is dead. No other comment. (10 comments) Comments >>

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