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Titans of the NWOBHM face off! Which band is the most METAL?! Maiden or the Priest!
By Hennessey, Section Culture Posted on Tue Aug 12th, 2003 at 04:45:47 PM PDT
One man weighs in on an eternal debate. Here we have a completely arbitrary scale of metal-ness, 9 questions with a total of 25 points to be had. By the way, that's New Wave of British Heavy Metal. (15 comments, 2005 words in story) Full Story

Karaoke is Bad For You
By CourtneyB, Section Culture Posted on Mon Jul 21st, 2003 at 02:05:26 AM PDT
Maybe the Broho did the right thing in discontinuing our sing-alongs. http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s897551.htm   Now ya'll thank me for posting a story instead of just fowarding the link to my bf. (5 comments) Comments >>

Oh, Kids Today
By matt, Section Culture Posted on Thu Jun 19th, 2003 at 09:50:36 PM PDT
When I was a child, my brother and I and a friend down the street named Scott ran a lemonade stand. We sold Kool-Aid as well, but on a hot summer day we knew that grown-ups were far more likely to crave an ice-cold glass of lemony goodness. We didn't have a business license, but then who's gonna bust a few kids with a booth? Apparently it happens. And while the city of Naples, Florida, did give the kids a business license for their stand, it brings up another question all together: Is being a kid today tougher than 20 years ago? Update [2003-6-23 11:44:7 by matt]: One of the stories has a happy ending, update below. (9 comments, 474 words in story) Full Story

A Bunch of Fucking Goddamn Shit
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Culture Posted on Mon Apr 28th, 2003 at 09:31:57 AM PDT
Have you ever suggested that someone should shove it up their ass? Have you ever ordered someone to eat shit and die? Perhaps you're just a sorry bastard who doesn't give a fuck. Maybe you need to enroll in the Cuss Control Academy. (8 comments, 495 words in story) Full Story

Another Great Excuse to Get Drunk
By Geek Foot, Section Culture Posted on Tue Mar 25th, 2003 at 11:59:00 AM PDT
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Gulf War Drinking Game. Update [2003-3-25 15:9:16 by matt]: Or, of course, you could use that alcohol to power your laptop. But why would you do that? (4 comments, 78 words in story) Full Story

Words at War: "I'll take a McVictory with Liberty Fries, please."
By matt, Section Culture Posted on Wed Feb 19th, 2003 at 06:59:40 PM PDT
In France, it's called a "Royale with Cheese". This famous line from Pulp Fiction is one of the most oft-repeated from the film. It is Jules recalling to Vince his trip to Europe, where, due to the evils of the metric system, the Quarter Pounder has a different name. Fast forward a few years and a turnabout is happening nationwide. As the US marches towards war, dissent is in the air. On the weekend of February 15th, worldwide protest marches drew international headlines and even forced President Bush to acknowledge that his stand might not be so popular, and to respond that he "repectfully disagrees" with those who oppose his willingness to war. But the pro-war senitment is also quite healthy, and France, in leading the way for those who are opposed to the idea of invadign Iraq, is taking a few shots of it's own. Even the UN Secretary General has changed his stance, and warned France about standing in the way of strikes against Saddam. The resulting anti-France voices have given rise to a tactic not used since World War II: renaming foods against your enemies. Update [2003-2-19 13:0:44 by matt]: Powell goes so far as calling France "chicken". (7 comments, 435 words in story) Full Story

Dude, You're Getting Arrested!
By ZomBfied, Section Culture Posted on Tue Feb 11th, 2003 at 09:56:45 AM PDT
It turns out the Dell Computer Kid is using more than computer paper! (1 comment, 89 words in story) Full Story

Kids Failing to "Just Say No"; Parents, too
By matt, Section Culture Posted on Fri Jan 17th, 2003 at 09:59:05 AM PDT
With the Police willing to go all-out to find a pair of robbers wanted for stealing cookies, it only seems normal that small children, who until now were the culprits in such crimes, would have to reach out and commit crimes that are normally reserved for street-hardened drug addicts. We've dealt with kids killing kids, kid-on-kid violence, and other kids doing wrong. These kids, however, are usually in their mid-teens. The Columbine kids were in Driver's Ed together. We've become (uncomfortably) accustomed to such crimes. But what about when drugs enter not just the highschools, but the grade schools, too? Update [2003-1-17 9:59:5 by matt]: Parents, listen. Don't keep your weed where your school kids can get to it. Chances are, it'll become show and tell. If the parents had read this story before, they'd know. (2 comments, 486 words in story) Full Story

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