|
|
|
Care to take a Survey about 9/11?
|
|
By Captain Tenille, Section Advice
Posted on Fri Mar 1st, 2002 at 03:37:37 AM PDT
|
 |
|
As you may have noticed, there is a link to a survey about September 11th in the upper right hand corner of the page. Normally, I would not put some random link in a place like that, but I would like to help a college student with a thesis project. So, if you feel inclined to take a survey about your experiences and feelings about the September 11th attacks, feel free to take the survey. The link will only be there a week or two, and then we will all get to go back to our normal fun and excitement.
Comments >>
|
|
Stay the fuck away from the Burrito: a Satanosphere MREview
|
|
By Satanosphere, Section Advice
Posted on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 07:35:23 PM PDT
|
|
|
Given the current US foreign policy across the globe today, including Bush's
visit to the demilitarized zone of Korea, it seems like we may all be eating
MREs soon. So, because we're civic minded, members of the Satanosphere staff, with
some friends, bravely sampled an entire crate of US Army MREs (Meals Ready to Eat).
The US Army, with the University of Washington, are currently working on new MREs that are more palatable, cheaper, more portable,
and healthier. Unfortunately, we didn't get those MREs.
In some ways it was less than what we expected, but in others it was far, far
more. From a gelatinous burrito, to beef stew that was "better than Dinty Moore's",
we give you the MREview.
(7 comments, 2038 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Everyone Could Use a Good Tip Now and Then
|
|
By artemis, Section Advice
Posted on Tue Feb 19th, 2002 at 04:09:02 AM PDT
|
|
|
Ever wanted to tell someone they have bad breath, but were afraid of offending them or having them never speak to you again?
(1 comment, 170 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Hey! Crazy Right-Wing Militant! Need some free legal advice?
|
|
By matt, Section Advice
Posted on Fri Feb 15th, 2002 at 02:47:03 AM PDT
|
|
|
As a right-wing crazy militant, you may find yourself constantly in legal trouble with the "leftist-Jew-run" government. Where to turn? Lawgiver.org! They'll tell you how to get a summons-server off your property -- the good Christian way!
(334 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Now I Give Horrorscopes To You For Week!
|
|
By Zener Card Shark, Section Advice
Posted on Sat Feb 9th, 2002 at 10:13:44 PM PDT
|
|
|
I am Zener Card Shark!
Mark Hickey come to Zener, say, Zener, hello! Psychic advice and dream interpreting go so well, do you have connection with stars? This something I do okay! Oh Zener, Mark say, would you be kind so as to give zodiacs to us every week? I say, what I look like, a person who spoils sports? Of course of course!
And also, you know what? You want dream interpretation or psychic advising of me, you put something in comment section that say, Zener, I want dream interpretation or psychic advising of you too!
Okay? Okay! Now this is horroscope for this next week. I concentrate very hard on this you see?
[editor's note, by Paul Shrug] The debut of Zener's weekly astrological forecast as delivered straight from the cosmos.
(20 comments, 1309 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Great Web Resource and Fascinating Time Waster
|
|
By BugCatcher, Section Advice
Posted on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 01:58:12 AM PDT
|
|
|
Finding quality ways to waste time at work is very important. When I waste time I want to do it in the most productive way possible. Just today, while trying to answer a question, I happened upon this wonderful site, OnlineConversion.com.
You can calculate all kinds of measurement conversions, convert a phrase into pig latin, or how old you are to the exact second.
(4 comments, 244 words in story) Full Story
|
|
|
