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SPINACHWATCH 2006 - A YEAR IN FEAR
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By m0rk, Section Advice
Posted on Wed Sep 20th, 2006 at 12:15:29 PM PDT
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I can only suggest the immediate construction of a high quality underground SUPERSPINACH FALLOUT SHELTER™.
The coming GLOBAL SUPERSPINACH© is KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR and you best heed the warnings!
I suggested, at k5, bringing a badminton set to keep you occupied during the GLOBAL SPINACHCLIMATE CHANGE but got laughed at and told it wasn't funny.
Screw em.
I know things!
so take care in this time of ultimate SPINACHDARKNESS.
DOOM. DOOM. DOOM.
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How Your Brain Works
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By Starwing, Section Advice
Posted on Wed Oct 12th, 2005 at 01:37:22 PM PDT
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Just how does it work? Is it working now? Can you honestly say you are operating without a program installed by those with more power than you?
Some will say that the President is involved in a masssive conspiacy against the American people, if not the world. The BBC reports that a small group of people called "The Bilderberg group"-- which is a coterie of thinkers and power-brokers -- has been accused of fixing the fate of the world behind closed doors. Others claim that government and media cartels are conspiring to program us.
A friend of mine (who gave me permission to repost this) has a few ideas about this, and wrote the following off the top of his head. The links included are my own, substantiating some of his insights. I feel the need to share them with you.
POLL
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Your Hangover and You, a Satanosphere Guide
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By shoeboy, Section Advice
Posted on Mon Dec 13th, 2004 at 03:00:20 PM PDT
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If you're a regular reader of this site, at some point the color scheme and html layout has probably driven you to drink. While this helps for a little bit, you awake the next morning to find that your head is pounding, the Satanosphere is still ugly and your nostrils are filled with the grey stench of a crapulous dawn.
Let's be honest, dear readers, we don't care enough about you to fix our site. But, in the interest of keeping the levels of depression and rage in the diary section to a minimum, we'd like to present this handy guide to dealing with the hangovers produced by long exposure to our aesthetic deficiencies.
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Chauvinism for the 21st Century
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By Quacky, Section Advice
Posted on Sat May 1st, 2004 at 01:33:26 PM PDT
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Now, I'm not one to say that just because something is all up in your grill all the time it's true... but it seems to me there's sort of a return of good ol'fashion male chauvinism brewing. Or maybe it's just what websites I happen to read. Or maybe it's just that geeks who write pages of words on the computer intarweb are all basically chauvinistic pigs or something.
But, really, what's so wrong with girls being girls, and men taking good care of them? What's so bad about guys sticking together and watching out for their buddies? Why is it, I dunno, primitive to want a nice relaxing cigar and slippers when I get home from work? I'm just saying...
Anyhow, for your <ahem> edification, I give you:
And ladies, please remember, just because us guys are all dickheads, doesn't mean we don't respect you... and stuff.
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Barbecued Woman, We Hardly Knew Ye.
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By Geek Foot, Section Advice
Posted on Wed Feb 25th, 2004 at 05:18:02 PM PDT
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Oh the Bronx, how we love you. Home to nasty criminal violence, a bajillion cockroaches, and a craptastic educational system, it just got a little more interesting. Update [2004-2-26 10:5:5 by Geek Foot]:More details have been revealed, including the addition of a senior accomplice to this toasted terror. Story inside.
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You are beyond skin deep.
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By Frenchie Canuck, Section Advice
Posted on Fri Dec 12th, 2003 at 12:08:55 PM PDT
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Why do people hide from themselves? Why do some people change or modify that which was perfectly fine to begin with? With the public importance of an Extreme Makeover rising, it is a wonder as to how much of the body will be left human and untouched in the future!
This poises a deeper question. Is beauty truly skin deep? Let us take a closer look, shall we?
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Penises!! Jelqing?? and Controversy...
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By Quacky, Section Advice
Posted on Wed Aug 13th, 2003 at 12:15:34 PM PDT
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Some guy is writing a blog/diary about his penis enlargement odyssey.
He is just taking some of those pills, and documenting his progress. It's an interesting start of something... I guess lacking any actual research about penis enlargement, maybe one guy's experiences will provide some kind of objectivity like this: "I noticed a "tingly" sensation in my penis when I got my first post-pill erection last night..." Pretty straightforward I guess. No vacuum pumps or anything to get real queasy about. Just a guy, trying for a mightier penis.
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For your evil pleasure
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By Crazydee, Section Advice
Posted on Sun Mar 9th, 2003 at 11:57:24 AM PDT
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Dear friends, Do you sit with a drink in your hand, wondering just how evil you are? How do you fit into the great scheme of badness? I now present you with a little quiz for your entertainment. Do you now have bragging rights? Go ahead, Peaches, tell us about your bad self.
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