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Hickey totally felt me up last night!
By Paul Shrug, Section Rants Posted on Mon Aug 27th, 2007 at 11:28:46 PM PDT
I was at the Reef and he came in with the rest of the band and the dude from Mosher's Mayhem and Hickey had just come back from the Capital Mall theater where he'd just seen Men In Black! He showed me this great new invention called "the internet" and asked if I would buy him a 12-pack of PBR! He'll never amount to anything. Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Kurt Vonnegut
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Wed Apr 11th, 2007 at 10:27:56 PM PDT
Everyone I know, including myself, is saying "So it goes" a lot tonight. You should go read all of his stuff now. Let me know if you need a list. (4 comments) Comments >>

Nobody's here anymore.
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Apr 1st, 2007 at 12:34:19 AM PDT
Yep. We're a vacant lot where bratty kids poke snails with sticks. Nothing to see here. Happy 6th Anniversary, Satanosphere. (6 comments) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Ernest Gallo
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Tue Mar 6th, 2007 at 05:28:47 PM PDT
Winemaker Ernest Gallo has died. And today, all the brown paper bags in the world feel just a little emptier. Yeah, I logged on pretty much exclusively to make that joke. (1 comment) Comments >>

Death Watch '07: Anna Nicole Smith
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Thu Feb 8th, 2007 at 01:12:26 PM PDT
Holy shit! Former Guess Jeans model, one-time playmate, star of Skyscraper, and presidential hopeful Anna Nicole Smith is dead. No other comment. (8 comments) Comments >>

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 4
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Tue Jan 16th, 2007 at 01:34:11 AM PDT
Eddie's rented pink cummerbund. (2 comments, 1381 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '07: Fidel Castro Not Yet Dead
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Mon Jan 15th, 2007 at 06:30:41 PM PDT
A man just can't retire gracefully, can he? Hey, cigar aficionados! Cuban Communist leader Fidel Castro is, according to an MSNBC bulletin I can't yet link to, in serious condition. Yes, as if Dapper Danny's Faaaab-ulous Showtune Revue: Ger-SCHWING! wasn't enough, looks like there'll soon be even more dancing in Miami. Update [2007-1-24 21:1:48 by Paul Shrug]: Nope. Not yet. According to close confidantes, Castro is recovering and, exact quote, almost jogging. Careful, ole Cubana boy, remember what got Jim Fixx! (Uh... namely, high cholesterol and possibly genetic disposition.) Do we care? Nay! Castro is officially named the 2007 Satanosphere Death Watch "One to Watch!" (5 comments) Comments >>

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 3
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Wed Jan 10th, 2007 at 09:43:09 PM PDT
I have heard the wild dogs panting, each to each. (1 comment, 1349 words in story) Full Story

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