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By Quacky, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 at 04:13:08 PM PDT
This site no longer accepts submitted stories. Please get lost.

If you are a diariest who still posts here, all I can say is "get a life." I mean I'm sorry this site is down about 75% of the time anyways...

Except Rummy. Rummy, please contact us, we might have a regular posting gig for you on the new Satanosphere.

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Will the Resurrection Be Televised?

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By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns
Posted on Wed Jul 16th, 2008 at 04:02:20 PM PDT
I have shitloads of new wrestling DVDs to cover - I have an idea for covering certain matches in a unique way, and of doing them one-per-post to keep the reader's attention.

I've actually been watching the shows again after spending a few years only following it online.

I can even be controversial and do a whole bunch of Chris Benoit praise - it's no longer "too soon"

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Successful CTO Management In the IT Workplace

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By scuttledmonkey, Section Sci-Tech
Posted on Thu Jun 19th, 2008 at 08:47:29 PM PDT
Managing an IT department as a CTO can be fun and rewarding. It is usually an opportunity most people will want to take advantage of. People get married, have kids, buy houses and want that new hybrid SUV that they've dreamed about. Bettering the bottom line for the company you work for, increasing productivity, real interest in your department and being innovative are usually secondary reasons to achieving this goal.

Below are guidelines to follow once you have become a 'made guy' at the company you work for.

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By Brogdel, Section News
Posted on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 10:57:37 PM PDT
We need something on the front page that will get us on a google search. Something like the FUCK NATALEE HOLLOWAY on Kuro5hin. If I've learned anything from that place, it's how to write attention grabbing meaningless shit. Something like that might attract some members.

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By Starwing, Section News
Posted on Sun Mar 16th, 2008 at 10:49:03 PM PDT
Go to Myspace instead, you hookers!

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The Best Album of 2007

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By Paul Shrug, Section Columns
Posted on Tue Dec 4th, 2007 at 01:51:04 AM PDT
As saith at The Benign Comedy

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If you think it's about kickass armored polar bears YOU*R WRONG!

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By Quacky, Section Culture
Posted on Wed Nov 28th, 2007 at 01:41:52 PM PDT
Read, And consider this before taking your children to see The Golden Compass!!

I checked this out at snopes.com; unfortunately, it's true... Http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp? There will be a new children's movie out in December called 'The Golden Compass.' The movie has been described as 'atheism for kids' and is based on the first book of a trilogy entitled 'His Dark Materials' written by Phillip Pullman.

... a militant atheist and secular humanist who despises C. S. Lewis and the 'Chronicles of Narnia.' His motivation for writing this trilogy was specifically to counteract Lewis' symbolisms of Christ portrayed in the Narnia series.

... main objective is to bash Christianity and promote atheism. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview, 'my books are about killing God.' He has even stated that he wants 'to kill God in the minds of children.' ...

While 'The Golden Compass' movie itself may seem mild and innocent,the books are a much different story. In the trilogy, a young streetwise girl becomes enmeshed in an epic struggle to ultimately defeat the oppressive forces of a senile God. Another character, an ex-nun, describes Christianity as 'a very powerful and convincing mistake.' In the final book, characters representing Adam and Eve eventually kill God, who at times is called YAHWEH. Each book in the trilogy gets progressively worse regarding Pullman's hatred of Jesus Christ.

'The Golden Compass' is set to premier December 7, during the Christmas season and will probably be heavily advertised. Promoters hope that unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie, that they will enjoy the movie, and that the children will want the books for Christmas. Please boycott the movie and the books. Also, pass this information along to everyone you know. This will help to educate parents, so that they will know the agenda of the movie.

The Golden Compass A movie to avoid....We need to get the word out about this movie - It is coming out in December - an atheist produced it, It is marketed for children and in the end they kill God.????

from Jim's Diodon, American Patriot, Sub & Submariner Web Site [ it don't get any wing-nuttier! ]

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Welcome To Orange Park,Florida IV

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By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Nov 19th, 2007 at 01:08:29 PM PDT

I would advise that some of our laws be reformed.Like you should need to prove exactly what you are doing with your sewage,empty water bottles and baloons.We need to crackdown on these jenkem pushers and jenkem addicts around here.With all the tough drug laws in this country,we need to leave no trashcan or septic tank unturned and analyzed.But is it that unlikely that the authorities are ignoring the problem with jenkem the same way they are ignoring the problem with storebought alcohol and tobacco?Because many of them are profiting from the trade of these things,or enjoy it themselves?

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