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It's Called War. What Would You Do?

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By devonuseless, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Sep 13th, 2004 at 09:56:13 AM PDT
One would be hard pressed to find another person who feels terrorism is a positive, justifiable means of gaining political or social sentiments. Terrorism is inherently destructive, intimidating, cruel and deadly. With the recent school bombing event in Russia involving Chechen rebels, some have arbitrarily labeled the actions of the Chechens as terrorism and even religious zealotry. However, what are the motivations behind these seemingly sadistic and desperate men? What if it was your city/county/state/country that was being oppressed and bombed back into the stone-age? How would you react?

(4 comments, 207 words in story) Full Story

Cheney on the way out?

Politics
By tardcentral, Section Rants
Posted on Sun Aug 29th, 2004 at 10:10:42 AM PDT

Is Cheney on the last of the trail?


Will Bush dump the old goat Cheney in favor of a better running mate during the Nation GOP convention in less that a week?

Update [2004-8-29 10:10:42 by matt]: Additional insight from Dan Rather.

(8 comments, 490 words in story) Full Story

Fuck Athens 2004

Sports
By matt, Section Rants
Posted on Fri Aug 20th, 2004 at 01:24:10 PM PDT
The Olympic Games are a proud tradition going back like a gazillion years, right? The top athletes from all the countries in the world get together once every four years to see who's the best, but not strictly out of fierce competition, but in the spirit of brotherhood. We can stand behind that. Unity is something that everyone in the world (especially now) could use. Anything that brings us closer together is a good thing.

Unfortunately, that's not these Olympic Games. The actual sport has taken a backseat to the spectacle that the Olympics have come to be. Politics, money, and pride have transformed that which was once glorious to that which is now gluttonous.

Fuck athens 2004.

(8 comments, 753 words in story) Full Story

Target Practice

Things I've learned
By Molong, Section Rants
Posted on Sun Aug 15th, 2004 at 11:43:53 AM PDT
Ever wonder what it's like to work as a box handler in a Target Distribution Center? Against his better judgment, our antihero accepts just such a position. Then, one day, his boss takes him aside and says... (Prominent ellipses.)

A lot of bitching, and a poll.

(7 comments, 740 words in story) Full Story

Fossil Fuels

News
By devonuseless, Section Rants
Posted on Thu Jun 3rd, 2004 at 03:21:39 PM PDT
High gasoline prices are a big "water cooler" subject these days. Everyone is affected by the increased prices of petroleum products, even if - like my self - they don't drive. Working in the shipping industry, the cost of shipping has increased in the form of "Fuel Surcharges".

A question recently on my mind has been: "How long will this energy resource last?"

(2 comments, 216 words in story) Full Story

speaking of distorted information flow...

Politics
By Sin Bin, Section Rants
Posted on Sun Mar 21st, 2004 at 12:08:47 PM PDT
How about the Department of Health and Human Services hiring of Home Front Communications to prepare a "video news release" re: recent medicare legislation?

(1 comment, 331 words in story) Full Story

So, You Want To Help Your City?

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By Crazydee, Section Rants
Posted on Wed Mar 3rd, 2004 at 11:15:02 PM PDT

Then get yourself married.

In a time where women complain about men being commitment-phobes, and the divorces notices in the papers have been outnumbering the marriage notices, there is a sudden rush to tie the knot.



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The true voice of Punk Rock

Punker Than You!
By ZomBfied, Section Rants
Posted on Thu Feb 26th, 2004 at 04:28:35 PM PDT
conservativepunk.com

First off, you know something's wrong when the first voice of "conservative punkdom" they mention is "Former lead singer of the Misfits" Michale Graves.

Michale Graves. His "official fan site" is an angelfire free web hosting site.

Sang for the Misfits from 1995-2001.

Michale frigging Graves.

That's your premere example! Someone whose claim to fame was ripping off Glen Danzig songs from the 70s?

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