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I'm posting this from my phone! Woo-hoo!
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 23rd, 2007 at 12:24:59 AM PDT
Typically, I have no other content for this entry. (2 comments, 36 words in story) Full Story

Dear Kate
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 16th, 2007 at 01:13:20 AM PDT
You ain't gettin' a wedding speech, but I been plannin' this entry for years. You know things ain't real until they're on Myspace. (I mean, Satanosphere.) (4 comments, 328 words in story) Full Story

no, really...
By Starwing, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 13th, 2007 at 12:50:25 AM PDT
we need a new front page poll. (6 comments) Comments >>

In Passing,,,
By Lunatic Fringe, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 12th, 2007 at 08:53:50 AM PDT
So nothing terribly bad happened to America yesterday. Much disappointment for me and the voices. On a brighter note... (169 words in story) Full Story

So, is S.O.S. '08 like "AfterM*A*S*H" or something?
By Paul Shrug, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 11th, 2007 at 10:05:42 PM PDT
You know, where Hawkeye and Trapper John and Hot Lips have refused to join in the party and you only have Klinger and Radar (not that Radar wasn't important) to hold down the fort in some lame attempt to bring their ribald humor into the world of everyday medical care with an occasional cameo by B.J. Hunnicutt? Just wondering. Should I get drunk and pissed off just for the old times? Let me know soon. It takes about four days for the permits to come through from the city. (6 comments) Comments >>

Revel in it.
By Lunatic Fringe, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 11th, 2007 at 09:10:21 AM PDT
This is the lead up to an everyday rant caused by the anniversary of this day and the ever increasing stupidity in this god-forsaken country. On a side note, I've rediscovered my love for baked beans. (3 comments, 405 words in story) Full Story

So the Diariests Win in the End
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 9th, 2007 at 12:04:37 PM PDT
I always knew that nobody cared about anything that wasn't gossip. Now CNN spends more time on Britney Spears than any of the presidential hopefuls, and Satanosphere is All Day All Night All Diaries. (1 comment, 172 words in story) Full Story

Fuck it.
By Lunatic Fringe, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 9th, 2007 at 11:19:56 AM PDT
Fuck HTML. Fuck you, reader. And the Fuck the church while we're here. Fuck that ungrateful whore. Fuck Bush, Cheney and the other idiots fucking up the world. Fuck ignorance. Fuck the majority of humanity. Fuck Gospel. Fuck Gangsta Rap. Fuck the war. Fuck peace. Fuck nihilism. Fuck love. Fuck hate. Fuck fuck. (2 comments) Comments >>

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