How many times will Ichiro drop the ball this year? Not many. In case you haven't noticed he's an outstanding fielder.

Who will be the next Star Trek (Original Series) actor to die? Nimoy. Take it to the bank.

What color dress should Starwing wear to his wedding? You know... actually, I think that's a better option than a unitard.

Should Captain Tenille look into "Avacor"? Yes, but he can't touch.

Who should Chuck Swaim mow down with his little scooter? Tom DeLay, duh.

Best guess as to what happened to Dead Air... He's hitting fly balls to Ichiro during fielding practice. Oh, and sending me wonderful George W. Bush sound file manipulations.

Is "happy hour" really as boring as it seems? Can't answer that, lately.

Best place to have open sexual intercourse... The Washington Center for the Performing Arts. Or the Subway freezer.

Best ways for any rock star to die... Auto-erotic asphyxiation, duh.

Should we ban the inevitable "Street Meat" option? I've been endorsing that for years.

Should we ban the ever-present "Ass Pants" option? If you try to ban Asspants, the public will only want them more.

Should we ban front page polls all together? Just the moldy ones.

Should Captain Tenille ban Starwing for that "Avacor" remark? Nah, if he didn't ban ya for originally supporting Judge Roy Moore in Alabama, then he's obviously got a very high tolerance threshold.

Should there be more choices here? No, I wouldn't know what to do with 'em.