"I told this PYT I wanted some chickpeas
So I said 'Baby, can you give me some please?'
She said 'Yeah'
But then she said 'Oh'
Then I said 'What?'
Then she said 'No'
'See I had this little accident in 2003
When I was just an intern attending an open-heart surgery
And I dropped some tongs into this sucka's cavity
Now his pelvis makes a squeaking noise when he has to pee
So I can't use no tongs on you baby
But here's my number if you wanna have a menage-a-three'
I said 'That's fly, hope you like midgets'
She said 'Long as there's a hundred or so for me in it'"
So we went back in the clo-SET
We went back in the clo-SET
We stormed back in clo-SET
We goose-stepped into the clo-SET...