Up to this point, there has not been a lot of writing on Satanosphere about music period. When there has it has invariably been about metal, usually being written by people who do call themselves punk. Now I know that the two are often overlapping, I've been a diehard Motorhead fan since at least '85, I still appreciate the first few Metallica albums, and actually the first two Maiden albums were quite punk influenced. Nonetheless, I thought it was time to test the mettle not the metal of Satanosphere "punks." Knowing that Iron Maiden is the most sacred cow of both the Satanosphere admins, and quite a few other boys on here, I attacked them to stir shit up in a punk, hopefully not troll fashion. My entire story is written in a satirical fashion that is meant to make fun of punk, metal, Satanosphere, the author (who is after all a long-haired pot smoker who could never qualify as punk,) and the readers.