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Go Ahead PUNK, Make My Day... | 63 comments (59 topical, 4 editorial, 0 hidden)

punk's dead fuckers (5.00 / 1) (#26)
by severedleopard on Thu Sep 27th, 2001 at 10:55:36 PM PDT
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see shrug's nihilism essay above as intro. to this:

i. anything by keiji haino. mostly because if you see him live, you'll end up puking due to the sound reverberating all of the cells in your body. never seen him myself, just heard about it. his stuff is virtually unlistenable, songs are 40 minutes long, alienating everyone with sound, noise, unless it's live, of course. then it alienates you to the point of puking. plus, he uses his body violently to play instruments, bangs himself up a lot.punk as fuck.

ii. sonic youth- evol. come on. the poster has lung leg covered in blood and looking as rabid as ever. punk as fuck.

iii. sex pistols- nevermind the bollocks. "Fuck this and fuck that Fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat. She don't wanna baby that looks like that I don't wanna baby that looks like that" need i say more? oh yeah, punk as fuck.

iv. the motels- "all 4 one" because it has the songs "only the lonely" and "he hit me and it felt like a kiss", and the album "little robbers" because it has the song "suddenly last summer". "only the lonely" and "suddenly last summer" are the only karaoke songs i can do, really well. and we all know karaoke is punk as fuck. personally, i think the singer, martha davis, is super hot, judging from the eighties spray-on pics of her on the album covers. next......................................

v. unwound- the singles album. "this isn't georgia this is tumwater....". this line reminds me of this punk kid who went to tumwater, our beloved high school. every year there's this nativity scene at the lacey mall, it's all lit up with fluffy ephemeral mechanical doll angels playing the harp, cows mooing, and so on. the baby jesus is just a doll, you can't see him as he's swaddled somewhere in the manger. this punk kid from my school stole the baby jesus doll in the middle of the night about a week before christmas. he took it to the capitol campus in downtown olympia, tied a noose around its neck, gouged its eyes out, and hung it from a tree on campus for all the state workers to encounter first thing in the morning. it made the front page of the daily 0, noone knew who did it. punk as mother fuck (although completely, disturbingly insane, makes one worry a little....guess that makes it punk as fuck!)

vi. bobby conn- rise up! imagine this: a little man, a christian who wears a gigantic american flag as a cape and shakes his booty, who served time for mail fraud, writes little feel-good jesus-christ superstar-esque ditties, only you're listening to it and you're on PCP, or some other god-aweful drug produced in a lab from volatile household cleaning products. warning: very addictive. it's good shit. punk as fuck.

woo woo (none / 0) (#29)
by gold tone ranking monkey on Fri Sep 28th, 2001 at 06:34:18 AM PDT
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i. anything by keiji haino.

woo! he's the man. i've never seen him live either, unfortunately, but his recordings (especially _watashi-dake_) are some of the most gut-wrenching expositions of cosmic angst this side of jandek's _ready for the house_. plus he looks like roy orbison if he were a japanese dandy.

vi. bobby conn

"i don't need no kids and no money!" guy's a fucking genius; no one else could get away with setting the lyrics "you're never gonna get ahead/giving head to the maaan!" to a jackson 5 style backing track.

where is lung leg now, anyway?

"that's right. one key, several gates, multiple apocalypses."
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lung leg, the actress (none / 0) (#45)
by severedleopard on Sun Sep 30th, 2001 at 11:38:43 AM PDT
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don't know- i just did a bunch of searching around, and all i found was stuff on the band "lung leg" on kill rock stars. the only stuff i found on the original lung leg was ads to order richard kern videos for $19.95. i became so desperate in my search i even "asked jeeves" "whatever happened to lung leg?" and he replied with a list of links to various sites about human lungs, prosthetic legs, etc.

nope, she seems to have disappeared completely, at least from cyber space. did she only do the richard kern videos, or was she involved in other artistic endeavors as well?

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where is my lung leg? (none / 0) (#60)
by gold tone ranking monkey on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 07:47:52 AM PDT
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from an interview with r. kern himself:

SLR: So what happened to all your old stars? Where's Lung Leg now?

RK: Lung Leg lives in San Francisco and people from time to time see her. Every time a New York band goes there like Cop Shoot Cop just told me they saw her. And she always goes to the shows. And I heard she looks like a witchy California looking drug culture icon, long dirty hair and dresses like some Gothic rocker. I haven't seen her in so long. She called and said she's moving back here but she never showed up. [...] Lung's the big mystery girl though.

according to imdb, she's only done the kern movies, which are entertaining enough... "you killed me first!"

"that's right. one key, several gates, multiple apocalypses."
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