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Mister Rogers Hangs Up His Sweater For Good | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

The Root of All Cardigans (none / 0) (#5)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Sat Sep 1st, 2001 at 10:15:31 PM PDT
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You know Asspants, I think you nailed it there. All these years, even I thought that I was copying Kurt Cobain, but obviously Mr. Rogers fashion sense was lodged deep in both of our subconsciousnesses. (I was born the same year as Kurt so I'd imagine Mr. Rogers probably had an impact on him too.)

Oddly, I do things other places.
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Boys and girls (none / 0) (#8)
by Chicago Shrug (thesameemailastheotherone@redundancy.com) on Sun Sep 2nd, 2001 at 12:40:56 AM PDT
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"We have a special guest today. This is Mr. Cobain. How are you Mr. Cobain?"

"I'm fine, Mr. Rogers. How are you?"

"Now, maybe you could tell everybody what it is you do?"

"I play guitar and sing in a band."

"That's very nice. What's the name of the band?"

"Nirvana."

"And what's nirvana, Mr. Cobain?"

"It's a place or state of oblivion to care, pain or external reality, and it's believed by many, many boys in girls in the Eastern Hemisphere."

"That's incredible. And why did you call yourselves Nirvana?"

"No reason."

"That's very nice. Sometimes, it's okay to do things for no reason. Why, the other day, instead of ordering a chocolate ice cream cone, I ordered vanilla. It just felt different. So what kind of music do you play, Mr. Cobain."

"Our major influences are the Beatles, the Smithereens, Black Sabbath and the Pixies. And the Melvins of course."

"Oh. I enjoy Black Sabbath too."

"You do?"

"Oh, very much. After I finish my visit with my neighbors here, I go back to my home and crank up War Pigs. I like to rock out. Do you like to rock out, Mr. Cobain?"

"Sure. Sure. I like rocking out."

"Now you have a person who plays the bass. He's very tall, isn't he?"

"Yes."

"And sometimes after you finish a show, you like to smash the amplifiers with your guitar neck and break your guitars on the ground."

"Yes."

"That's very unusual. Sometimes I guess we all feel the need to smash guitars on the ground. But we can't all do that, of course, because then we'd have to buy another one!"

"We have a lot of money, though."

"It's good to have a lot of money."

"Yes."

"Now you're going to sing for us?"

"Yes. I'm going to sing a song called 'Rape Me'."

"My goodness. Well, I'll just sit over here and listen to you play. And I'll smash the trolley with you when you're done."

"That sounds nice."

"Doesn't that sound nice?"

"That sounds really nice."

-CS
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Oh shit! (none / 0) (#9)
by ceruleannina on Sun Sep 2nd, 2001 at 02:43:51 AM PDT
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I love to laugh!...

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hahahahahahahhahaaha (none / 0) (#10)
by severedleopard on Sun Sep 2nd, 2001 at 06:11:49 AM PDT
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this is too fucking funny

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heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee (none / 0) (#14)
by Starwing on Tue Sep 4th, 2001 at 02:22:47 AM PDT
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That was really funny, Paul... I miss ya, buddy.

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